Chelsea Transfers

[Strike 7,699]

Not like we didn't know already that the owners are making things up as they go along while briefing journos about a grand six-window strategy

[mkh 690]

🔵🗯Jeremy Jacquet only wants Chelsea. Personal terms agreed. Expect developments after both sides have played their matches on Saturday. (@SkySports)

[Special Juan 28,529]

Jacket Potato has to be bought now and not sent back on loan, if he is the so called next big thing then we get him now and he comes in and starts. We look incredibly tender at the back still despite winning in Naples the cracks are still there and basics error are going to keep killing us.

Disasi is going to WHU and Sterling's wages are gone, just go and get him and let us see the back of Tosin and Badshit

[Pizy 19,142]

We should be fucking off Tosin, Badiashile, and Disasi and replacing them with Jacquet and Anselmino. But it’s far too late in the window for most of that to happen now and Rosenoir seems to genuinely rate Badi.

[Mário César 1,416]

 

I think we will get sarr, jaquet stays at rennes until the end of the season and next season we offload badi maldini ashile and to baresi sin along axel ramos disasi

[Special Juan 28,529]

We are basically stripping Strasbourg naked

[Mário César 1,416]

Just now, Special Juan said:

We are basically stripping Strasbourg naked

strasbourg are out bitch 

Edited 1 hour ago by Mário César

[nyikolajevics 2,795]

1 hour ago, Pizy said:

We should be fucking off Tosin, Badiashile, and Disasi and replacing them with Jacquet and Anselmino. But it’s far too late in the window for most of that to happen now and Rosenoir seems to genuinely rate Badi.

Anselmino is perfect to replace Badiashile or Fofana.. Able to perform on high level but on and off injured all the time.

 

Btw to ask but you consostently write RoseNOIR, is that genuine mistake or joke? Rosenoir sound like a cheap perfume brand.

 

 

[Pizy 19,142]

There was a time when it felt like we had 500 attacking midfielders in our team and now it’s going to be CB’s. 

The Sarr stuff seems like bullshit if we are also still going to push for Jacquet. How does that make any sense? 

[Pizy 19,142]

2 minutes ago, nyikolajevics said:

Anselmino is perfect to replace Badiashile or Fofana.. Able to perform on high level but on and off injured all the time.

 

Btw to ask but you consostently write RoseNOIR, is that genuine mistake or joke? Rosenoir sound like a cheap perfume brand.

 

 

LOL! I seriously didn’t even realize I was doing that 🤣

[Duppy Conqueror 1,581]

If we don't sign Jacquet before the window closes we'll sign him shortly after.

It will be good instead of having 3 young cb's all move into the 1st team squad next summer.have 1 get integrated during the rest of this season.2 is probably overkill tho as we don't have many fixtures left where we can get away with giving games to untrusted youth.

I see a big overhaul of our defense in the summer.with only Cucurella,Acheampong,Hato,Fofana,James,Colwill and Chalobah remaining out of about 9 or 10 we'll have next season.

 

[Vesper 30,749]

1 hour ago, Pizy said:

We should be fucking off Tosin, Badiashile, and Disasi and replacing them with Jacquet and Anselmino. But it’s far too late in the window for most of that to happen now and Rosenoir seems to genuinely rate Badi.

a problem with all this (and even including a possible Mamadou Sarr recall):

ALL CBs you listed are right footed, except for our ONLY healthy left-footed true CB (the turgid Badi)

 

Mamdou Sarr- righty

Tosin - righty

Disasi - righty

Jacquet - righty

Anselmino - righty

 

Badi - lefty (and with Colwill, our only other lefty TRUE (see Hato below) CB on the roster, still out for months still, IF Badi leaves, we have no left-footed CBs at all, as Fofana, Josh, and Trevoh are all righty's too)

 

Hato (lefty) is not up to playing EPL CB atm (plus he is too short IMHO), although he does look much better at LB lately

CuCu (lefty) has already been tried at CB many times before and was NOT up to it, plus is even shorter than Hato

selling Renato Veiga (lefty) was fucking so so stupid IMHO, he would be getting massive minutes now

 

IF Badi goes, we simply have to pull one of the following (the only left-footed CBs I rate to buy atm, and who are even remotely available, whether now (basically none atm) or thsi coming summer 2026):

Alessandro Bastoni 
Murillo 
Nico Schlotterbeck
Jarrad Branthwaite 
Castello Lukeba 
Alessandro Buongiorno 
Honest Ahanor 
Konstantinos Koulierakis
Marcos Senesi  
Karim Coulibaly 
Omar Alderete

[Pizy 19,142]

15 minutes ago, Vesper said:

a problem with all this (and even including a possible Mamadou Sarr recall):

ALL CBs you listed are right footed, except for our ONLY healthy left-footed true CB (the turgid Badi)

 

Mamdou Sarr- righty

Tosin - righty

Disasi - righty

Jacquet - righty

Anselmino - righty

 

Badi - lefty (and with Colwill, our only other lefty TRUE (see Hato below) CB on the roster, still out for months still, IF Badi leaves, we have no left-footed CBs at all, as Fofana, Josh, and Trevoh are all righty's too)

 

Hato (lefty) is not up to playing EPL CB atm (plus he is too short IMHO), although he does look much better at LB lately

CuCu (lefty) has already been tried at CB many times before and was NOT up to it, plus is even shorter than Hato

selling Renato Veiga (lefty) was fucking so so stupid IMHO, he would be getting massive minutes now

 

IF Badi goes, we simply have to pull one of the following (the only left-footed CBs I rate to buy atm, and who are even remotely available, whether now (basically none atm) or thsi coming summer 2026):

Alessandro Bastoni 
Murillo 
Nico Schlotterbeck
Jarrad Branthwaite 
Castello Lukeba 
Alessandro Buongiorno 
Honest Ahanor 
Konstantinos Koulierakis
Marcos Senesi  
Karim Coulibaly 
Omar Alderete

This is why I’m really wondering if the reason we want Jacquet so badly is so that we can switch mainly to a back 3 with him in the center. Maybe that’s why we want so many damn CB’s on our books. To have depth for 3 spots instead of 2.