Michy Batshuayi

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

The 9 times he's started for Palace they've won

[Atholy 1,293]

20 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

The 9 times he's started for Palace they've won

I would take him back next season! Surely will be more productive than Giroud & Higuain if given same amount of time!

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

16 minutes ago, Atholy said:

I would take him back next season! Surely will be more productive than Giroud & Higuain if given same amount of time!

Agree he seems to have improved -tell him to bring Zaha as well 

[Special Juan 28,091]

If the ban remains then bring him back and play him, he's always done well as a back up, now let him be the one who is backed up by the like of Higuain or whoever.

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

11 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Agree he seems to have improved -tell him to bring Zaha as well 

I dont thnk he has improved at all sicne joining us from Marseille which is mainly because he has 0 footballing intelligence. He is the Willian of centre forwards. All the primary skills (pace, strength, finishing, aerial ability, positioning) needed for his position but none of the secondary ones (game intelligence, anticipation, off the ball movement, link-up play, passing).  He is still a bang average footballer but he is at least athletic and mobile so he would score a lot more than HIgs and Giroud even though he will be just as frustrating to watch when fucking up attacks with his poor link-up play. But i 'd rather have a striker who is useless in link-up play but scores than someone who is ok at link-up play like the ones we got but either cant finish or is too slow to get into finishing positions.

Giroud is just terrible in the box because he is so stiff and immobile. Whenever Hazard puts a brilliant low cross into the box giroud can do fuck all with it because he niether has the anticipation nor the agility to get in front of his marker and connect with it. And when he does he tries some outlandish backheel flick. Giroud on the other hand is still a world class finisher but can be taken out of the game by his inability to move back from offside and can easily intercepted when on the ball as he is so fucking slow in acceleration. Also he has a movement radius of a beermat. Michy as an athletic all round package. whilst without any outstanding physical qualities he is always either stronger, quicker, more agile or simply faster to react than his marker which makes every ball you send in to him in the box a potential goal. 

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

1 hour ago, Magic Lamps said:

I dont thnk he has improved at all sicne joining us from Marseille which is mainly because he has 0 footballing intelligence. He is the Willian of centre forwards. All the primary skills (pace, strength, finishing, aerial ability, positioning) needed for his position but none of the secondary ones (game intelligence, anticipation, off the ball movement, link-up play, passing).  He is still a bang average footballer but he is at least athletic and mobile so he would score a lot more than HIgs and Giroud even though he will be just as frustrating to watch when fucking up attacks with his poor link-up play. But i 'd rather have a striker who is useless in link-up play but scores than someone who is ok at link-up play like the ones we got but either cant finish or is too slow to get into finishing positions.

Giroud is just terrible in the box because he is so stiff and immobile. Whenever Hazard puts a brilliant low cross into the box giroud can do fuck all with it because he niether has the anticipation nor the agility to get in front of his marker and connect with it. And when he does he tries some outlandish backheel flick. Giroud on the other hand is still a world class finisher but can be taken out of the game by his inability to move back from offside and can easily intercepted when on the ball as he is so fucking slow in acceleration. Also he has a movement radius of a beermat. Michy as an athletic all round package. whilst without any outstanding physical qualities he is always either stronger, quicker, more agile or simply faster to react than his marker which makes every ball you send in to him in the box a potential goal. 

''But i 'd rather have a striker who is useless in link-up play but scores than someone who is ok at link-up play''

Agree  Costa, Van Nistleroy, Lineker type poacher would be great, and the bits I've seen of Bats recently seem to show signs of that -as with Abraham but still not at a title/CL winning level. 

He does seem a natural Palace level player, but with the looming ban could bring another dimension to the static present options. I also think Wilf Zaha would be a fantastic pain reliever if Hazard joins the government sponsored Spanish corporates.

[the wes 7,212]

18 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

also think Wilf Zaha would be a fantastic pain reliever if Hazard joins the government sponsored Spanish corporates.

I agree with getting Zaha mate he was excellent against Bournemouth on Sunday he's  Great talent but I think palace will play hard for us to get him 

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

13 minutes ago, the wes said:

I agree with getting Zaha mate he was excellent against Bournemouth on Sunday he's  Great talent but I think palace will play hard for us to get him 

Always rated him - can be a bit hot headed, but then a lot of the good strikers are 

[the wes 7,212]

 

Palace want to keep michy 

https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2019/5/14/18622803/hogdson-wants-crystal-palace-to-keep-michy-batshuayi

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

37 minutes ago, the wes said:

 

Palace want to keep michy 

https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2019/5/14/18622803/hogdson-wants-crystal-palace-to-keep-michy-batshuayi

sure, 45m thank you very much

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

9 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

because he has 0 footballing intelligence

bit harsh

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

1 hour ago, Fulham Broadway said:

bit harsh

-1 then

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

Just now, RoyalBlues said:

-1 then

Lol he still earns 1000 more than me or you 

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

17 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Lol he still earns 1000 more than me or you 

And Hitler earned 4500 times more. Doesnt mean you cant judge him lol.

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

24 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

And Hitler earned 4500 times more. Doesnt mean you cant judge him lol.

What position would Hitler have played ? I reckon a sort of holding midfielder, always tapping at opponents ankles, trying to annex their penalty area, invading their six yard box