Alexandre Pato

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Pato   Potato

[the wes 7,212]

On 3/17/2016 at 4:58 AM, bellion said:

 

I will rage a lot if we sign more loanee duds like Falcao and Pato this summer.

 

whats the dearest sub u can get outta subway??? PATO pointless signing him ffs 

[King11Didier 916]

I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that

[nyikolajevics 2,573]

40 minutes ago, King11Didier said:

I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that

 

He also have to take care of her:

 

https://www.google.hu/search?q=fiorella+mattheis&biw=1536&bih=706&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiom9rrpdDLAhWEZpoKHYf3AqAQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=_

 

Poor motherfucker.

[the wes 7,212]

1 hour ago, King11Didier said:

I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that

give him a mascot job 

[the wes 7,212]

35 minutes ago, nyikolajevics said:

 

He also have to take care of her:

 

https://www.google.hu/search?q=fiorella+mattheis&biw=1536&bih=706&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiom9rrpdDLAhWEZpoKHYf3AqAQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=_

 

Poor motherfucker.

JT looks after her aswell thats why hes been injured  the last few games lol 

[LAM09 6,744]

2 hours ago, King11Didier said:

I'd love to have his job now. Its like a dream to me to sit on the bench and watch all Chelsea games. And of course getting paid for that

It is for a fan. Not so much for a professional. 

[CHOULO19 24,332]

http://hasalexandrepatoplayedforchelsea.com/

Just hit the 60 days mark!

[Special Juan 27,424]

Comical shit.

[Spike 12,049]

What a beautiful rehab facility Cobham must be.

[Special Juan 27,424]

Tim Vickery the Brazilian correspondent on Talksport was interviewed just before Pato came and claimed he was nowhere near fit and it would take a long time to get him fit.

But we give a massive thumbs up to all things Pato.

[LAM09 6,744]

Might as well call Chelsea FC a fitness club. Falcao, Pato, etc.

The humour of it has now gone.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

‘His [Pato’s] fitness has improved,’ continued Hiddink. ‘He has worked very hard during the international break. When I started we had just Diego which was one of the reasons we got Pato on loan.

[Special Juan 27,424]

Rest Pato for Traore

[mccg 1,528]

Think we might get a glimpse of the lesser spotted pato pigeon this weekend.

[Special Juan 27,424]

I hope we don't so the run of not seeing him continues. 

[OhForAGreavsie 5,890]

4 hours ago, Special Juan said:

Rest Pato for Traore

Some people, not me, but some people are just naturally witty. This example cracked me up.

I'm now going to copy it and post it somewhere else. Maybe someone will think it's as clever as I do and, of course, I'll let them think it was all my own work.

[the wes 7,212]

Chelsea are selling Alexandre Pato shirts off cheap - the 26-year-old Brazilian joined on loan in January but is yet to make a first-team appearance.(Daily Star)