Sideshow Luiz 2,310 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 18 minutes ago, Melanicus said: Are you a past it striker? Feeling confident? Don't like your current situation? Call 1-800-CHELSEA Testimonials: Fernando Torres: "They kept paying me and playing me, eventually I scored against Barcelona" Falcao: "Haven't had much playing time but the salary I get is well worth it. Would definitely recommend this service to any other past it or injured strikers Shevchenko: "Mr. Abramovich was very kind to me and I had a great game against Aston Villa" Don't forget about the part where we kept changing managers in the hopes of getting Torres firing. To be fair to Falcao, he would be making the same either way, since we are only paying 50% of his wages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 28 minutes ago, Melanicus said: Are you a past it striker? Feeling confident? Don't like your current situation? Call 1-800-CHELSEA Testimonials: Fernando Torres: "They kept paying me and playing me, eventually I scored against Barcelona" Falcao: "Haven't had much playing time but the salary I get is well worth it. Would definitely recommend this service to any other past it or injured strikers Shevchenko: "Mr. Abramovich was very kind to me and I had a great game against Aston Villa" Chelsea also offer services for the mediocre striker. Having been a loyal client for: Mutu, Kezman, Ba, Remy, Carlton Cole, Borini, Pizarro, Kalou, Sahar and  who could forget the legendary Chris Sutton and Robert Fleck? WAIT! There is more. Are you a Serbian defender? Chelsea offers one year care packages that could see you earning potential millions a year all from the comfort of your home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milka 3,393 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZp8oUBWAAACdue.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jernej93 569 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 hour ago, milka said: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZp8oUBWAAACdue.jpg This is a joke, absolute joke! We have Football league Championship player of the season 2014/2015 aged 22 and the best striker in Eredivisie in second half of the season aged 20 but we rather bought Alexandre Pato. Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANILA 290 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 37 minutes ago, jernej93 said: This is a joke, absolute joke! We have Football league Championship player of the season 2014/2015 aged 22 and the best striker in Eredivisie in second half of the season aged 20 but we rather bought Alexandre Pato. Seriously? W. Zaha was also the top rated player in the championship and how did he end up? A subpar PL striker who may be decent when fully developed at best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essien19 1,415 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Sky reporting it now. Looks done and dusted. He has the easiest task in the world: Do better than Falcao did here. Let's see if Pato can score more than 1 goal in the Premier-League At the moment: Falcao 1, Pato 0. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brazdourado 1 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Hi guys, i'm brazilian, and i saw the Alexandre Pato career in Brazil. Corinthians was crazy to sold he. In São Paulo FC, he scored 26 goals in 55 matches. The FIFA Agent, Gilmar Veloz, the man takes care of career of Alexandre Pato, cheated Chelsea. Pato is a player without disposal to run, to play, to mark other players. After Copa do Brasil 2013, when he's played at Corinthians, their teammates wanted to kick his ass, cause he lost a inacreditable penalty. Search this on Youtube: Alexandre Pato x Gremio. Sorry about this, but he is not a professional.  PS: Sorry for poor english too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky 739 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I can see Falcao v2 all over this signing.. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovieticus 743 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Parky said: Is he the Falcao v2 ? Â Â No because Pato's age is legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 In London now, could be done by this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 https://twitter.com/j_castelobranco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea4 1,521 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Pato; "I'm so happy, it's my dream. Chelsea is my new home." [Sky Sports] Pato: "Thanks to Chelsea for support. Thanks to my fans for support on Instagram and Twitter." (Sky) Pato: "I’m very anxious [to play] and I want to know my new friends and players in the team. I really want to play in Chelsea." (Sky) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costa19 858 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 The big question is: Will he play vs MK Dons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Forget the small talk and give us action please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Jose will sort him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheIceMan 596 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I just want to see an attack of:         Pato Kenedy  Oscar   Willian Just one time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Video of him arriving here http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10144788/alexandre-pato-arrives-in-london-to-complete-chelsea-loan-deal He's buzzing his tits off here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adnane 1,101 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016  This is the worst English I have ever seen in my life, and we've had a few here in Chelsea As SJ said, the lad looks buzzing, bring it on Ducky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 His face lights up like mine when there is a free bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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