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An ad found in the Canberra Times, Personal Section :

This bloke deserved to receive a few replies simply for taking the time to think of this!

Wanted A tall well-built woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

schia garden, classic music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

Interested?

Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;

still interested?

Call me at...... 8250-0327

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I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and looking out of the window I noticed a bloke who lived further down the road sneaking into my next door neighbour's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.

He then began to dig a grave and I watched, horrified, as he buried him and shovelled the earth over him.

Still in shock I got back into bed.

My wife said, "You're shaking dear, what's up?"

"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "That bastard next door still has my shovel."

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Late in the night a man regained consciousness. He found himself in the Emergency ward of the hospital on a drip, with tubes up his nose, monitors beeping, and a gorgeous nurse telling him " I have some bad news, you may not feel anything from the waist down".

"Can I have a feel of your tits then ?"

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