Forget sacking Rafa its a new board we need

[DDA 9,924]

This a serious topic or a thread for where everyone can suck each other off because I thought that was what the Member Of The Month thread was for.....

[Kojo 4,676]

lamps is worth 3 mikels

So Lampard is worth just about as much as the best DM in the world?, are you kidding me?.

[The only place to be 11,313]

So Lampard is worth just about as much as the best DM in the world?, are you kidding me?.

Who's the best DM in the world?

[bushman 2,043]

Lamps might be worth a lot to you or me. Somehow, at 35 year-old he is not worth much to others.

Chelsea have paid him well over the years. He have achieved much, played his best for the club. The club must move on & look for his replacement, I feel.

[Kojo 4,676]

Who's the best DM in the world?

Obviously John Obi Mikel.

[Muzchap 8,966]

Obviously John Obi Mikel.

Lol don't think people are getting your sarcasm mate

They're gonna think your serious - lmao

[Muzchap 8,966]

As much as this is/was a serious thread...

The Board have done a good job of making us profitable, ok so we don't agree with their stance on over 30's players, we've had a few too many managers - but c'mon seriously, there's a lot worse Boards out there...

Think we need to take a reality check sometimes.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Well I'm usually against all this Rafa out bullshit but... I'm avaliable so Rafa can suck my left nut for this one.

Demands:

£30,000 p/w

5 year contract

1.5 million up front so I can relocate

200,000 compensation to 'Eastend boys club' even though I'm only going to be taking them for the second time tonight.

Also SeB as assistant coach, , and We Hate Scouse all to be appointed as part of my coaching team.

Rihanna full time stripper 10 year contract too.

Also Rmpr and manpe get them in there somewhere too, they could be part of the coaching team too..

Call me maybe Roman?

[Rmpr 8,977]

This is the most derailed thread in the forum!

Oxfordblues never creates anything and when he does we all ruin it!

@, I am so superior, don't need to get into your poor team. 30k/week? I make 73k/wek in FM 2013!

[SeB 1,281]

Steven Fletcher and James Morrison...

Look at Fletcher's figures, not that bad...

[SeB 1,281]

@SeB for manager and @ as his assistant!

I take the job but I want Ryan as my iPad wanker just beside me. I like you so you can be my BBC

[bababoom 4,478]

Look at Fletcher's figures, not that bad...

Actually i'll give you that, Fletcher is a good striker, not world class.. his positioning and finishing is great though.

Now what about James Morrison?