Fernando Torres

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

How do we know that Torres isn't in that "one" helicopter. I don't see Torres sitting in it

Surely the landing gear would have been stolen and it'd be on bricks before it took off again.

[gary gordon 1,777]

I know mate, I was just posting it for the guys who wanted to see the pic in that particular link

Well thank you! Now i have seen a heavily tinted helicopter....

[Madmax 9,219]

FROM SOCCERNET

News from our man Harry Harris: ''Chelsea are on red alert to announce the Torres deal...and Luiz. Ron Goulay [chief exec] is at the training ground awaiting Torres' arrival.''

[Fulham Broadway 16,832]

L'Oreal truck seen delivering to Cobham.....

[Madmax 9,219]

I'm gobsmacked! TORRES +LUIZ?!?

[magicrico 175]

FROM SOCCERNET

News from our man Harry Harris: ''Chelsea are on red alert to announce the Torres deal...and Luiz. Ron Goulay [chief exec] is at the training ground awaiting Torres' arrival.''

AND LUIZ????!!!

[Milan 17,853]

This topic is getting serious and ridiculous at the same time Love it!

[J.F. 1,484]

hahahahahaha, 80 millions in last day ? and other premier league teams spend that money. hahaha

[zolayes 14,489]

today is just like April1st

[gary gordon 1,777]

L'Oreal truck seen delivering to Cobham.....

:clap: :clap:

he sure is a pretty little thing aint he...

[fabiomad 22]

Bloody hell. I cant handle this excitement.

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Helicopter story is reported to be bullshit by the way.

[J.F. 1,484]

thisisanfield:

The helicopter reports are complete fabrication by the way.

[Madmax 9,219]

today is just like April1st

but much more fun

[MetsajCFC 1,255]

Luiz story abit far fetched but never say never. I'd be alright if we didn't sign anyone but that means we'll have summer spending for sure. Either way I'll be alright. How about you guys?

[Henrique 9,133]

Breaking News: Torres to Chelsea deal breaks down after John Terry fails to agree terms with Torres' wife! More to come.

[MikeCFC 45]

Supposing 'if' we do land 2 signings (£80m) by tonight.Are we still ruining football?

Watch this space peeps!.

Off topic i know folks.But Sky sports are reporting Gareth Southgate has been appointed as head of elite development by the FA.

Who says the FA doesn't have a sense of humour?

[Kostas 1,468]

thisisanfield:

The helicopter reports are complete fabrication by the way.

Why let the truth get in the way of a great story?

Scousers..