Fernando Torres

[BlueLyon 9,359]

Being shit on purpose to deflect criticism from his teammates and manager ...

Because he's the hero Chelsea deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Dark Knight Misses (2011 - )

IMDB rating : 9/9

I can bet this movie is 90mins of crap

[Beepu 1,714]

I can bet this movie is 90mins of crap

I doubt it's a 90 minutes movie. Just like Nando's Chelsea career, this movie will be unnecessarily long.

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

I can bet this movie is 90mins of crap

I doubt it's a 90 minutes movie. Just like Nando's Chelsea career, this movie will be unnecessarily long.

The Dark Knight Misses (2011 - )

It is a serial

[Beepu 1,714]

It is a serial

Ah okay, then it should've gotten cancelled after the first season.

[Tomo 21,751]

He hasnt always been a number nine, though, as he first started playing football trying to keep out strikers such as himself. He discovered that his talent wasn't to prevent goals, but to score them instead

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Just read your op Alex and had to comment on the irony of this part considering Fernandos gone all circle and returned to being a defender haha

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Just read your op Alex and had to comment on the irony of this part considering Fernandos gone all circle and returned to being a defender haha

That isn't something I wrote, mate. I wouldn't forget the apostrophe in "hasn't"

[Special Juan 28,096]

On reflection we cannot possibly allow this guy to stay at this club, it has gotten that bad IMO. Jose must be, must be looking at another option, whether that be Cavani or anyone, but this bloke has to go.

[1chelsea 864]

A bitter pill we all got swallow, I hope not

[Whiskey 173]

On reflection we cannot possibly allow this guy to stay at this club, it has gotten that bad IMO. Jose must be, must be looking at another option, whether that be Cavani or anyone, but this bloke has to go.

I think he is, I just think the issue is that they are having a hard time geting rid of Torres one way or the other.

[Special Juan 28,096]

Hopefully and looking at this picture he has been told he is going....useless cunt.

[The Chels 2,502]

Hopefully and looking at this picture he has been told he is going....useless cunt.

A very optimistic inference

[zolayes 14,489]

Hopefully and looking at this picture he has been told he is going....useless cunt.

NO he is a true pro ... he trains the way he is going to play

[didierforever 7,349]

Hopefully and looking at this picture he has been told he is going....useless cunt.

i thought he was supposed to be a BEAST in training!!!

well... he definitely does some voodoo to make jose not sell him!!!

[robdog 2,084]

i thought he was supposed to be a BEAST in training!!!

well... he definitely does some voodoo to make jose not sell him!!!

or maybe there are no takers for Torrid & CFC are forced to keep him

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.