UCL Draw Thread

[Beigl 1,387]

Brace yourselves for the excuses disappearance of the Galatasaray fans after the second leg in March

Fixed.

Their fans here kinda remind me of Spurs supporters

[Sezai Karayel 7]

My latest calls

I talked to Mr. Mourinho last night on the phone. I learned that he is visiting his cousin in south Portugal to relax for a day. He said he has hard time sleeping since he learnt that Galatasaray is their opponent in CL. He said whenever he falls asleep, he sees Bruma running with a ball and all Chelsea players including bench are trying to stop him but not able to do it.

I found Mr.Mourinho's cousins’s number after a long search and talked to him couple hours ago. He said he doesn't know what is wrong with his cousin José lately that he is too much worried about coming Galatasaray game. His cousin said he tried everything to make him feel comfortable while his visit but it seems his efforts didn't help much. José thinks there is no way to stop Bruma. He says he can find strategies to stop Ronaldo, Roben, Suarez whatever but he thinks Bruma is unstoppable.

I called Mr. Mourinho's uncle, a retired footballer and asked him about Chelsea - Galatasaray games. He said he thinks his nephew José has no chance againt Galatasaray sadly and a bit angrily. He watched recent Galatasaray's games on Tv and he thinks Galatasaray is so strong and creative and there is no any player in Chelsea squad who can stop Bruma. He said he saw a player a mixture of Pele and Maradona and impressed a lot. He said good luck to Galatasaray in quarter finals.

[pWneR 230]

I'm just having so much fun reading posts of these delusional galatasaray fans.

Bruma is a kid who can only run, and Hazard's gonna tear you a new one. I'm so not worried about this match, we're going to trash Galatasaray.

Oh, and you talked to Mourinho? You're just a wanker who can't even clean his shoes.

Poslato sa LT30p

[Celal avcıoglu 3]

this photo belong to 2011 as you see he is clearly older at second photo.He just having Chelsea fan period like most of you

[Celal avcıoglu 3]

Two words: Ünal Aysal. The billionnaire owner you brought in because of the incredibly bad results btween 2001-2011 when he got chosen.

Wrong

Yes Galatasaray president is billionaire but he is not owner.As you said he got chosen by selection. He doesn't pay for the club at all. Galatasaray live with its own capital. Its normal that you can't understand this since you cant survive without being whore of someone.

Galatasray established in 1481, like more than 200 years before uk declaration

Where is Plastic chavskis history only started at 2003 ?

[NishC300 1,865]

They win a game once every ten years, then this celebration-we-are-hell shit happens:

Wtf :laugh:

Remind me not to watch your videos while drinking something haha

[NishC300 1,865]

You know me and my friends here in Cyprus have a joke to mock Galatasaray. We call you Milkasaray becaue Gala means milk in Greek (which is where Galactose derives from).

Have you not realised that the only reason we care about this game is cos of the return of Drogba?

[Celal avcıoglu 3]

You know me and my friends here in Cyprus have a joke to mock Galatasaray. We call you Milkasaray becaue Gala means milk in Greek (which is where Galactose derives from).

Have you not realised that the only reason we care about this game is cos of the return of Drogba?

Nope only reason you care about this game because you dont have a team to support in cyprus

[NishC300 1,865]

Nope only reason you care about this game because you dont have a team to support in cyprus

Guess what I'm not Cypriot.

[hjperdeath 2,226]

Turks never went through evolution, did they?

[Stingray 9,441]

Turks never went through evolution, did they?

Not really, they missed a piece ......

[Sezai Karayel 7]

[Sezai Karayel 7]

[Sezai Karayel 7]

2 for first game, 5 for second

[sutro 1,026]

Since you got the result all figured out, you should do some heavy betting on some site.

You might get rich

[NishC300 1,865]

Not really, they missed a piece ......

Let's not judge all Turkish on these people. It's unfair since there are some really friendly people too.

[Peppen 934]

Let's not judge all Turkish on these people. It's unfair since there are some really friendly people too.

Come on, it's a joke. They've been taking the piss the entire time being in this forum. At least I hope. If they seriously think they'll win 2 and 5 nil, well I'd recommend taking a strong dose of reality.

[Stingray 9,441]

2 for first game, 5 for second