Eden Hazard

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Could it be Alex? It looks as though the body belongs to someone who is mixed race, black and white. I don't know any other mixed players other than Cole and Bertrand in our squad. Bosingwa looks mixed race, as well.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Perhaps it's Anelka?

[capriccioso 2,545]

I've solved the mystery. Clearly it's Lukaku:

[capriccioso 2,545]

Perhaps it's Anelka?

Good call!

Not too dissimilar?

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We better get this thread back on topic right quick or BlueLion will have our heads.

So yeah, umm, this Hazard guy, do we sign him or wot?

[Ashblues 30]

Perhaps it's Anelka?

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

We better get this thread back on topic right quick or BlueLion will have our heads.

So yeah, umm, this Hazard guy, do we sign him or wot?

I'm sorry but who on earth does that body belong to?! I must know

[Ashblues 30]

OK guys!

Back to Hazard

I leave you with this!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

OK guys!

Back to Hazard

I leave you with this!

Nice PS

[ack17 205]

[Blue Traveler 256]

Malouda's body?!

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Why is his face about 10 shades lighter than his arms?!

[Waterfall 893]

Mikel?

No it's Paulo

[Blue Traveler 256]

But really, I personally thought he would choose MANU because of that No.10 thing.....!

[Ashblues 30]

Yes! This is Ferreira's body

Thanks to ack17

[Tricky 301]

Don't know why, but i decided to go check the man city forum. Think i had the biggest laugh to myself in ages, the way there fans talk you'd think there barcelona and some even rate Bale above Hazard! I hope he goes and trashes them in the community shield

Oh the irony....

"We are ruining the game with our over paid

wages"

"6th to top is a long way to go"

"nasri is better"

They win a league title on goal difference having spent $1 billion dollars with guy earning +£200k, anyone would think they are Batcelona!

[Nic! 301]

Back to Hazard then! Here are the stats of Hazard this season, the UEFA used these stats to make a score on 10 and they did that for all (top) players.

Hazard's stats in Ligue 1 this season

Games played: 38

Goals: 20

Assists: 16

Succesfull passes: 82%

'Man of the match': 14

Shot on goal/game: 2,8

Decisive passes/game: 2,4

Faults on him/game: 3,8

Top 20

1. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) 8.91

2. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) 8.37

3. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (AC Milan) 8.16

4. Nenê (Paris Saint Germain) 7.92

5. Andrea Pirlo (Juventus) 7.91

6. Marco Reus (Borussia M.Gladbach) 7.9

7. Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) 7.82

8. Eden Hazard (Lille) 7.81

9. Robin van Persie (Arsenal) 7.81

10. Xavi (Barcelona) 7.77

11. Franck Ribéry (Bayern Munchen) 7.76

12. Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (Schalke 04) 7.65

13. Santiago Cazorla (Malaga) 7.6

14. Luka Modric (Tottenham) 7.58

15. David Silva (Manchester City) 7.56

16. Giorgio Chiellini (Juventus) 7.55

17. Claudio Pizarro (Werder Bremen) 7.54

18. Gareth Bale (Tottenham) 7.54

19. Antonio Di Natale (Udinese) 7.53

20. Sebastian Giovinco (Parma) 7.51

[capriccioso 2,545]

Back to Hazard then! Here are the stats of Hazard this season, the UEFA used these stats to make a score on 10 and they did that for all (top) players.

Hazard's stats in Ligue 1 this season

Games played: 38

Goals: 20

Assists: 16

Succesfull passes: 82%

'Man of the match': 14

Shot on goal/game: 2,8

Decisive passes/game: 2,4

Faults on him/game: 3,8

Top 20

1. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) 8.91

2. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) 8.37

3. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (AC Milan) 8.16

4. Nenê (Paris Saint Germain) 7.92

5. Andrea Pirlo (Juventus) 7.91

6. Marco Reus (Borussia M.Gladbach) 7.9

7. Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) 7.82

8. Eden Hazard (Lille) 7.81

9. Robin van Persie (Arsenal) 7.81

10. Xavi (Barcelona) 7.77

11. Franck Ribéry (Bayern Munchen) 7.76

12. Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (Schalke 04) 7.65

13. Santiago Cazorla (Malaga) 7.6

14. Luka Modric (Tottenham) 7.58

15. David Silva (Manchester City) 7.56

16. Giorgio Chiellini (Juventus) 7.55

17. Claudio Pizarro (Werder Bremen) 7.54

18. Gareth Bale (Tottenham) 7.54

19. Antonio Di Natale (Udinese) 7.53

20. Sebastian Giovinco (Parma) 7.51

We let him slip