Salomon Kalou

[Madmax 9,219]

He's spiderman instead.

[capriccioso 2,545]

It still isn't on the Chelsea website, there's still hope...

No there isn't

He's spiderman instead.

Bah, I am over the rep limit.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

No there isn't

There is! Keep the faith!

[capriccioso 2,545]

At least if he goes to Schalke I can pretend I'm watching him play in a Chelsea shirt

[ruggedknot 105]

Farewell Kalou, will always remember you for the frustrating 2 yard miss from Ashley's pass in the FA Cup final. Same way I would for the away goal against Jose to give us hope. Always blew hot and cold but complained seldom and fought for the cause. Good luck.

Also goes to show that if he was told that he's not getting an extension in the past day or so, Ron Gourlay is still getting work done, even though the club has distanced itself from any press lately.

[capriccioso 2,545]

There is! Keep the faith!

Oi, you! Check your PMs!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Thank god he is gone, we can move on now.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Thank god he is gone, we can move on now.

Blasphemy.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Blasphemy.

Reality

[Jusek 2,031]

Bye bye Sala, thanks for everything! It was time to move on, though.

And capri, stay strong mate!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Reality

Nah-uh.

My god, what a great guy he is. I guess I wouldn't mind now if he stayed

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Nah-uh.

I said I wouldn't Mind, not that I would be shattered if he left or over the moon if he stayed

[capriccioso 2,545]

I said I wouldn't Mind, not that I would be shattered if he left or over the moon if he stayed

I'm still calling you out. Don't pretend you aren't sad.

I need some company here

[Jype 6,398]

Thank you Salomon for the six years spent at Chelsea, you will be missed.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Thank you Salomon for the six years spent at Chelsea, you will be missed.

YOU

(with apologies to We Hate Scouse)

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

I'm still calling you out. Don't pretend you aren't sad.

I need some company here

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm sad...

......That he didn't leave eariler

[capriccioso 2,545]

Chelsea chick is not here to mourn this revelation. I, therefore, am the undisputed number 1 Kalou fan. Have it, CC

[capriccioso 2,545]

Here's a stat. 33% of Kalou's league goals have come in the last 15 minutes of the match.