The FM Thread

[Kojo 4,676]

Is that Jali possibly the biggest bargain ever?, he turns out to be world class and he only costs 230k...

[Kojo 4,676]

Fuck sake images be fuckin up

[Jype 6,398]

First transfer window over in my new save.

Sold:

Malouda, Ferreira and Cole

Bought:

Cavani, Fellaini, Alaba, Alderweireld and also Juan Román Riquelme on a free transfer. I thought Riquelme could still do the job for a couple of seasons and a great role model for Oscar to learn from.

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

First transfer window over in my new save.

Sold:

Malouda, Ferreira and Cole

Bought:

Cavani, Fellaini, Alaba, Alderweireld and also Juan Román Riquelme on a free transfer. I thought Riquelme could still do the job for a couple of seasons and a great role model for Oscar to learn from.

You sold Ferreira how dare you!!!!

[capriccioso 2,545]

We travelled into Leningrad's cold conditions and fanatical support and beat them, 1-0, a lone goal from Andre. They dominated though, hit the post what must have been half a dozen times, missed quite a few sitters as well.

And then, the biggie. Bayern Munich at the Tapadinha. Winner takes all, a draw will see us through in 2nd place. A win for Bayern see's them take 2nd place. An Atletico win see's us take first place, ahead of Barcelona. There was no incentive for either of us to play it safe.

We were given the lead after just 40 seconds by the most unlikely of sources, Khalil Chemmam, a rubbish Tunisian left-back I picked up on the cheap in January. Hilarious scenes ensued for the remaining 90 minutes as Bayern surged forward time after time only for MARIO FUCKING GOMEZ to turn out a performance that made his game in the CL final against us look good. Not even one shot on target, take a look at his shooting graph:

1 simple chance that he blasted over the bar, a couple of tricky long shots that he missed by miles. One of them went out for a throw in

The laughs that Gomez provided weren't localised to just his finishing, though. Holger Badstuber was sent off when he hacked down Ben Sahar (who was just about to go clean through) with two feet, red card, no argument, right? Super Mario thought different and picked a fight with the ref, picked up a 2nd yellow and left Bayern 1 goal down with just 9 men

@, I've won the group. What now, biatch?!

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

We travelled into Leningrad's cold conditions and fanatical support and beat them, 1-0, a lone goal from Andre. They dominated though, hit the post what must have been half a dozen times, missed quite a few sitters as well.

And then, the biggie. Bayern Munich at the Tapadinha. Winner takes all, a draw will see us through in 2nd place. A win for Bayern see's them take 2nd place. An Atletico win see's us take first place, ahead of Barcelona. There was no incentive for either of us to play it safe.

We were given the lead after just 40 seconds by the most unlikely of sources, Khalil Chemmam, a rubbish Tunisian left-back I picked up on the cheap in January. Hilarious scenes ensued for the remaining 90 minutes as Bayern surged forward time after time only for MARIO FUCKING GOMEZ to turn out a performance that made his game in the CL final against us look good. Not even one shot on target, take a look at his shooting graph:

1 simple chance that he blasted over the bar, a couple of tricky long shots that he missed by miles. One of them went out for a throw in

The laughs that Gomez provided weren't localised to just his finishing, though. Holger Badstuber was sent off when he hacked down Ben Sahar (who was just about to go clean through) with two feet, red card, no argument, right? Super Mario thought different and picked a fight with the ref, picked up a 2nd yellow and left Bayern 1 goal down with just 9 men

@, I've won the group. What now, biatch?!

Wtf Bayern got Gomez sent off? Was it for time wasting every time he shot?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Wtf Bayern got Gomez sent off? Was it for time wasting every time he shot?

He picked up a booking from a foul earlier, and then argued with the ref when Badstuber was sent off, even though it was plainly a red, which got him the second yellow card and thus the red card. What an idiot

[capriccioso 2,545]

Poor Sanjoanense, I didn't want that to happen to them . We did set a record for our biggest ever win though, eclipsing the 8-1 win over Liverpool at Anfield last season.

The CL group stages are done. The teams that will advance to the next stage are:

Ol. Marseille

Feyenoord

Chelsea

PSG

R. Madrid

Leverkusen

Tottenham

Inter

Atletico CP

Barcelona

AC Milan

Valencia

Man Utd

Stuttgart

Celtic

Man City

So our potential opponents for the first knockout round are:

Feyenoord

PSG

Leverkusen

Inter

Valencia

Stuttgart

Man City

I fancy my chances against anyone except Man City, Inter and PSG.

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

Poor Sanjoanense, I didn't want that to happen to them . We did set a record for our biggest ever win though, eclipsing the 8-1 win over Liverpool at Anfield last season.

The CL group stages are done. The teams that will advance to the next stage are:

Ol. Marseille

Feyenoord

Chelsea

PSG

R. Madrid

Leverkusen

Tottenham

Inter

Atletico CP

Barcelona

AC Milan

Valencia

Man Utd

Stuttgart

Celtic

Man City

So our potential opponents for the first knockout round are:

Feyenoord

PSG

Leverkusen

Inter

Valencia

Stuttgart

Man City

I fancy my chances against anyone except Man City, Inter and PSG.

11-0 wow! They must be worse than Blackburn..

[capriccioso 2,545]

11-0 wow! They must be worse than Blackburn..

They're a 4th division club, so they're not even in league football. It's a miracle they even got to the 5th round of the Taca de Portugal. I feel sorry whomping them in such a fashion as this club came from very humble beginnings and I know what it's like to be on the wrong side of a pasting (as Porto in particular have repeatedly meted out to me).

Alright I've got to do something. I'm so addicted to FM that I feel sorry for a computer managed team. It's not real life!

[capriccioso 2,545]

ALGHAKGA4AP9G

I can't contain myself!! I have soiled my underpants!

:D :D :D :D :D

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

ALGHAKGA4AP9G

I can't contain myself!! I have soiled my underpants!

:D :D :D :D :D

Lampard and Torres are in the running too, wtfff! Surely Lampard must be 40 or something by now

[capriccioso 2,545]

Lampard and Torres are in the running too, wtfff! Surely Lampard must be 40 or something by now

Chelsea are really, really strange in this game. Lampard is 36 but he hasn't declined at all, PAULO FERREIRA is the starting right back, Cristiano Ronaldo signed in 2011. Despite all that Chelsea have won 3 consecutive PL's, 2 consecutive CL wins (lost the third to Barcelona in the final), and a League Cup win; only sacked 1 manager (AVB in Christmas 2011, when Chelsea were off the pace by like 15 points) and prepare yourself, for the biggest, biggest bombshell of them all:

Jose Mourinho is the manager.

Edit: Oops, Torres plays for Spurs. Forgot that one.

Edited September 13, 2012 by capriccioso

[Jase 43,479]

Chelsea are really, really strange in this game. Lampard is 36 but he hasn't declined at all, PAULO FERREIRA is the starting right back, Cristiano Ronaldo signed in 2011. Despite all that Chelsea have won 3 consecutive PL's, 2 consecutive CL wins (lost the third to Barcelona in the final), and a League Cup win; only sacked 1 manager (AVB in Christmas 2011, when Chelsea were off the pace by like 15 points) and prepare yourself, for the biggest, biggest bombshell of them all:

Jose Mourinho is the manager.

He really is the 'Special One'.

[Jase 43,479]

@, I've won the group. What now, biatch?!

All hail the great tactical genius that is capriccioso.

Now, go and win the Champions League!