Jump to content
Join Talk Chelsea and join in with the discussions! Click Here

Andre Villas Boas arrested for assault BREAKING NEWS


Tomo

Recommended Posts

Chelsea players and staff were left stunned when manager Andre Villas Boas was arrested for assault in the Chelsea dressing room 15 minutes after the final whistle went against Manchester City at Stamford Bridge.

No one so far knows what is going on but it is believed numerous key figures in the media including chief football Mirror writer Martin Lipton accused him of slapping them in the face so hard they were all in tears.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Chelsea players and staff were left stunned when manager Andre Villas Boas was arrested for assault in the Chelsea dressing room 15 minutes after the final whistle went against Manchester City at Stamford Bridge.

No one so far knows what is going on but it is believed numerous key figures in the media including chief football Mirror writer Martin Lipton accused him of slapping them in the face so hard they were all in tears.

ahah joke. not a good one though lol with the reports of something occuring in the tunnel. :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Also, Romeu was taken in as a suspect. Silva reported to the police that a scary looking skinhead was following him all around not letting him do anything -_-

Vincent Kompany has been rushed to the hospital after Chelsea beat Manchester City at Stamford Bridge. It is not yet known what is wrong with Kompany, however the club officials can confirm that he is in a state of shock. "When a football is in sight, he loses balance and goes to the floor" the spokesperson explained. "He then proceeds to repeat the words "One Mater" over and over as if trying to recall the incident that caused the trauma".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Vincent Kompany has been rushed to the hospital after Chelsea beat Manchester City at Stamford Bridge. It is not yet known what is wrong with Kompany, however the club officials can confirm that he is in a state of shock. "When a football is in sight, he loses balance and goes to the floor" the spokesperson explained. "He then proceeds to repeat the words "One Mater" over and over as if trying to recall the incident that caused the trauma".

:lol: I was watching that nutmeg over and over again last night after the game and the best part of it was Kompany almost falling on his ass while trying to turn around :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...