ChelseaChick

I'm so devo.

Me and Ollie are rebels.

This forum is becoming too professional for my little old brain. I get bored after the first sentence in Alex's long posts (Soz doc x) so I'll vote for both.

I love bacon and cabbage and walnut whips...but not together.

Thats why I love Salomon Kalou.

Pissed off because people are giving me a hard time over my plans for the summer! I've given up a summer in Spain to stay in crappy Dublin and try and find work for the summer....all for Chelsea! Ha, I decided I'm going to try get a job here and work as much as I can so I can go to loadsa games next season instead of the odd one!

He deserves a slap sometimes, but I wish the rest of the team would take on players like he does!

David Luiz just needs to marry me.

I didn't think it was funny. Am I miserable?

I vote Zolayes.

CJ Revo - In there like swimwear. Obsessed with Sweden

I love how everyone is having a bitch fit over the game. Shit result but I couldn't even be pissed off because I just had such an amazing time at the bridge. I love the MHL. Bale your a chimp bale bale your a chimp. Lets just move on and be happy. Ok bye.

No LDN wins everything.

Well I don't know who he would want me to chant that at...the only fatty is 'Arry and I don't want to see his tits!

No...I'm not one of those knobhead fans who screams abuse at the players. I'm full of love.

You are a very rude man.

Look out for me in MHL, I'm going to be starting the Kalou chants.

I couldn't answer yes to any of those questions. I'm in demand as it is. Soz babes.

Necks in bits but I'm a tough cookie ah be grand.

Feeling rough, was in a car accident today but on the other hand...I am very very excited because I'm going to Chelsea V Spurs on Saturday!

These CL matches will be the death of me. But I don't care, well worth it. Exhausting game I tell ya, even for me sitting at home on my sofa. My voice is gone and I'm in party mode. What a night. I love this club.

Sad face.

^ Rawr

We're going to have to get physical with these boys I tell ya.

Just be a man Fernando!!