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This might make City too dependent on him...and for all we know he might be about as successful as the Millenium Dome.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!! KENYON OUT KENYON OUT! Send the cunt to Livscum so he can screw up their transfers!

According to the BBC, Man City have just made an offer.

FT Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham AKA: Skill and Perseverance 0 Pure Blind Luck 6 Mind you, they didn't do very well. Here's hoping Scholari gives them the hairdryer.

Essien shot wide

Hit the wall, thank fuck.

Juliano Belletti OFF Saloman Kalou ON

Chelsea 1 Spuds 0 Belletti 28" Edit: Three spurs crosses into our area...three clearances.

Anelka crossed...saved by Gomes. Damn!

Following it on BBC port website... Gomes just saved from Lampard. First shot on target to Chelsea. Edit: Bent had a shot blocked a minute later.

There is one thing wrong with that...if the key's thrown away, how will they be able to reuse the cell? I see what you're getting at, though. Had it been China or India, he'd have swung. If it had been Texas, he'd end up as part of the national Grid. In Thailand, it would have been the Lethal Injection. Either way, if I'd been the judge, I'd have turned up for the first day of the trial with the black cap already on.

Fulham 1-0 Arsenal atm

EDIT: Ignore this post; problems with the internet where I am. EDIT Mk2: Now Rottenham are behind to Sunderland

Latest score: Liverpool 0-1 Middlesbrough

All I can say is, I hope the arsehole drops his soap.

I do for stuff like murder, rape, paedophilia, terrorism etc. Although given my opinions on foreign cases some of you may have been surprised to read that!

60 years for murder, then 10 years for each count of wounding with intent. Unless...how long is the life sentence in SA?

Chelsea Player of the Year: Deco Premiership player of the Year: Joe Cole Chelsea top scorer: Joe Cole Premiership top Scorer: Joe Cole Premier League winner: Chelsea FA Cup winner: Chelsea Champions League winner: Chelsea Carling Cup winner: Man Utd Surprise Team of the year: Hull City Surprise Chelsea Player: Shevchenko/Anelka Surprise Player: Almunia

One count of premeditated murder and three of, let's see, wounding with intent, and as SA doesn't have the death penalty, he's looking at what, 70 years, 80 years? Bastard. I'd make it 90.

Chelsea 4-0 Portsmouth FT

YES!! What a debut goal! Look out Fergie...we're coming to get you!

I'm hoping to see Keane put Ronaldo out for the season with a savage two-footed crunch from the sidelines.

Christiano Ronaldo and Liverpool.

I know I'm gonna get crucified for this, but he should stand trial here. Thailand has possibly the worst human rights record and the worst legal system this side of Iran. Besides, wherever he goes, if he's jailed over here he'll have to share the showers with Utd fans. Unless, of course, he's jailed in Manchester.

Ronaldo, so I could get him plastered and sell the story to the Sun.