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I think a frog's legs, snail and brie sandwich is more appropriate.

It was worse there the year before...

Forget a taxi, a High-speed train is more appropriate.

It was only a joke anyway... Either way, why's Platini whingeing about the 11-year-old joining Chelsea...even someone with a smaller brain than George Bush would know that at 11, you're far too old to play for Arsenal.

Why is he whining about an 11-year-old going to Chelsea anyway? At 11 the kid's too old to play for Arsenal! And I think Platini's attitude to the UK is one of the reasons why FIFA didn't kick Sudan out of the ACoN over the teddy bear case.

Translation: It's another pile of shit from Mr Anglophobic.

C'est un additionel tas du merde de Monsieur Anglophobique!

Abramovich will want the new owner to invest in the club. Meanwhile, we'd better win the CL this year to silence Monsieur L'Anglophobe.

Poor old Jose, still having to deal with his crap.

Railways in the UK TV Computer Games (Mostly Train-related) The Angry Video Game Nerd

Any chance we could have some of those demotivational joke ones?

Oh well, it's October. They won't be winning for much longer.

Man City 2-3 Liverpool FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK CUBED! FUCK TIMES TEN TO THE INFINITY!!!!! EDIT: Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa (Cole 20, Anelka 43) FT Tottenham 0-1 Hull FT

My connection strength's going down like Ronaldo. EDIT: Everton 2-1 Newcastle

Just under 10 mins (plus added time) to go...Come on Chels... Malouda OFF Belletti ON

Ballack free kick hit over the bar. Still, at least Spurs are still 0-1 down. EDIT: Everton 2-0 Newcastle

FUCKFARTS!! No matter, if we win, we stay top.

Then man the profanity buzzer.

Man City now down to ten men. Pass the fucking swear box.

Kalou offside...actually he was onside but it was disallowed. AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!

Villa shot wide. FUCK, that was close! EDIT: Now Ballack hit it over the bar. COME ON Chelsea!!!

Joe Cole OFF Kalou ON And come on City! Beat the motor thieves! Sorry for the delay, the radio went down and had to get going again. EDIT: Everton 1-0 Newcastle (Arteta pen 20)

Di Santo shot saved...

HT Sub... Anelka OFF Di Santo ON

Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa (Cole 20, Anelka 43) HT Anelka has been the man of the match. I stand corrected. Other scores Man City 2-0 Liverpool West Ham 1-3 Bolton FT Portsmouth 1-0 Stoke Tottenham 0-1 Hull Everton vs Newcastle KO 4pm