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The only solution is to kick any cunt who ruins it down a well whilst shouting "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" RIP all those who died. Anyone who cuts short the minutes silence, doesn't care, or makes jokes should get back to Anfield where they belong!

What, gerrard to Chelsea? I'd rather eat poison.

Yep. Even so let'sa hope that Gerrard realises what a "Snapped cruciate ligament" is.

Okay, I'm going to come clean about this. I'm thinking of buying a poster of Christiano Ronaldo and a Gerrard shirt. Do they sell them in Southampton? Because I don't want to go up to the North-West to buy a dartboard and some toilet roll.

Give me Steven Hunt's shirt, and the nearest toilet wil be blocked in mid-flush...

Just as important, we should turn all lorries away from The Bridge just in case they plan to steal the stadium.

3pm kickoff? Looks like I'm going to be sat by my radio trying not to piss and/or shit myself as the updates come in...unless it's the featured game.

Hmmm...I might write to the Sun about the time I was travelling on the Watercress line and Gerrard used my compartment as a toilet.

I thought it would be a Mr S. Pursfan.

I just came across this in the Sun. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article725180.ece In my opinion, it's a load of Cow's bollocks. It's probably someone lying about one of our players because the Sun laps that shit up.

Don't you think that Africa really doesn't like the UK at the moment? First Sudan, now this! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7128512.stm To consolidate my point... 1. West Africa has a notorious history of scams, fraud etc. In fact advance fee fraud is the main organised crime there. 2. Typing "Law in Ghana" into Wikipedia redirects you to an article entitled "Corruption in Ghana". I've seen the views in the Sun. They all side with the "Honourable" prosecutors and "Honourable" judge. I've seen better people in the Anfield home crowd. To summarise my argument in Latin: iniuria vindicandam. in Greek: η αδικία είναι And in "300-ese...", I'd need to kick the judge down the well whilst shouting: "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" OK, my rant, like Liverpool's title challenge, has come to an end. What do you all think?

Well, it's what Sudan deserve for that fuss over nothing.

Whoever's playing liverpool

Who do you think will win? After what happened with the Teddy Bear, I'm hoping Sudan lose all three of their games. It would be hilarious to see them marching through the streets calling for their opponents to be executed. I wouldn't be surprised if Ghana do well, though my money would be on Cameroon.

Well, he's staying now. Here's two fingers to the home office.

Where was the ref's Everton shirt? A blind Evertonian could see that Neville dived. Still we won...suck on that Moyes!

I blame Operation Westbridge. Mind you, Robinson must have something to do with it.

RIP

Only this can sum up my reaction to that post: Seriously, though, I can imagine Dowd witnessing a train hit a car at a crossing and going over and giving the train driver a red card.

But the FA never retract our Red Cards. Either this reason... "You retracted that Chelsea Red Card? You're sacked!" or it's their computers... "Could not perform function "Retract Carvalho red card. There is a sharing violation."

Signed. And while I'm at it, I might just hold the prosecution in that Ghana drugs case (you know, the one where I've said that Essien should boycott the ACoN) responsible for that train accident on Sunday night.

Great news in... Liverpool have lost to Reading 3-1! Get in there!

I found this on a different forum, basically describes the hypocrisy of some liverpool fans. There was something similar on CFC-Fans.co.uk.There's a place we know where Scousers goand it's always lots of funyou can have a laugh at many thingsif you're ready with a punYou can mock the dead of Munichbe glad that George Best's deadyou can sing a dozen funny songsof Duncan Edward's headYou can hope that Gary Nevillegets cancer and he diesthrow ammonia at Whitesideand hope it blinds his eyesYou can even stone an ambulancewhere Alan Smith is lyingeven if it doesn't overturnit's bound to be fun tryingYou can talk of many pleasant thingswith your like-minded matesbut you'll pause to show such reverenceas you pass the Shankly GatesWhere every single Scouserwho ever passed awaymust be honoured and respectedhave their own special dayCos Scousers are a special breedtheir hearts upon their sleevethey ask the country to join inand watch them as they grieveThey celebrate and they respecteach Scouser who departsthey ask that we can shed their tearsand nurse their broken heartsYet mention dead of anyonewho doesn't fit their ownthey laugh out loud there is no shredof honour ever shownThey laugh at young men dyingon runways filled with iceand celebrate that Munich dayand never would think twiceof mocking Harold Shipman's deadthat lived within our citythese wallowers in plastic griefthe masters of self pityThey wave their tin foil silverwareand throw cups filled with s**tto shower on opposing fansbut never will admitthe murder of their very owntheir much loved Stanley knivesthe night they killed Juventus fansa tragic waste of livesIt's "justice for the 96"but never 39It's grieving for 'poor' Michael Shieldsbut not for Heysel dyingIt's always everybody elsethey're not the ones to blameit was Chelsea, Yorkshire coppersit's always been the sameWe've all shed tears as 96lay dying on the floorbut our sympathy has long since diedWe'll grieve with you no more.Discuss.

He does read the Bible every night.I'd much rather him than Ronaldive.

Sing to Scousers:Do the RozzersDo the RozzersDo the Rozzers know you're here?Do the Rozzers know you're here?One BrainYou've only got one brainYou've only got one brainSing when you're stealingYou only sing when you're stealingGet a jobGet a jobGet a job...You are a ScouserA smelly ScouserYou're only happy on Giro dayYour mum's out stealingYour dad's drug dealingPlease don't take my hubcaps awayHey, hey ScousersOoh-AahI wanna know where's my StereoAnd my DVD