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Chelsea......2 (Cole 20) Aston Villa...0 Anelka 43 GET IN THERE!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!! Also Man City 2-0 Liverpool

They now have it on radio on the BBC site.

We're dominating them, but Friedel's catching everything.

Villa Free Kick caught by Cech. Oh, and this is what I'm relegated to using... http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal...ult.stm?refresh

Chelsea......1 Aston Villa...0 Joe Cole 20 Get in there! We have yet to lose when Cole has scored. Since...I an't remember, but a fucking long time ago. EDIT: Mikel almost made it 2-0, but friedel saved it. EDITx2: West Ham 1-3 Bolton FT

So close...

Lampard's cleared a Villa corner. And Reo-Coker missed a shot. That suckin' fucks, why anyone would want to look at toilet roll is beyond me.

Good start from the Chels. As for spurs...insert Nelson Muntz Laugh.

Won't install sopcast. Looks like it's the BBC site's minute-by-minute. This is the Angry Chelsea Nerd, keeping it profane on TC. (If we concede/lose/do badly)

If anelka's out, he'll make his usual contribution.

Lineup (Possible): Cech A.Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Mikel Malouda Ballack Lampard Kalou Anelka Source:Telegraph

Two words: EPIC FAIL.

And I'm downloading another episode of the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Cluj 0-0 Chelsea FT To sum up the performance: What a shitload of Fuck!

Anelka wastes another chance.

FUCKFARTS!! Yeah, I watch the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Drogba taken off injured. FUCK!!! Drogba OFF Belletti ON

Kalou OFF Anelka ON

CFR Cluj 0-0 Chelsea HT

Cluj are diving all over the place.

Kalou had a shot saved...

Rob Styles The Penalty spot in the Luzniki Stadium The people who want to make swearing, farting, standing, breathing out of turn etc punishable by a mandatory life ban.

Sounds like the guy in the Darwin awards who heated up Chocolate body paint for 2 mins in the microwave then poured it straight into his groin area...

2-0 to Chelsea...Lampard and Ballack.

awww cute