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Only this can sum up my reaction to that post: Seriously, though, I can imagine Dowd witnessing a train hit a car at a crossing and going over and giving the train driver a red card.

But the FA never retract our Red Cards. Either this reason... "You retracted that Chelsea Red Card? You're sacked!" or it's their computers... "Could not perform function "Retract Carvalho red card. There is a sharing violation."

Signed. And while I'm at it, I might just hold the prosecution in that Ghana drugs case (you know, the one where I've said that Essien should boycott the ACoN) responsible for that train accident on Sunday night.

Great news in... Liverpool have lost to Reading 3-1! Get in there!

I found this on a different forum, basically describes the hypocrisy of some liverpool fans. There was something similar on CFC-Fans.co.uk.There's a place we know where Scousers goand it's always lots of funyou can have a laugh at many thingsif you're ready with a punYou can mock the dead of Munichbe glad that George Best's deadyou can sing a dozen funny songsof Duncan Edward's headYou can hope that Gary Nevillegets cancer and he diesthrow ammonia at Whitesideand hope it blinds his eyesYou can even stone an ambulancewhere Alan Smith is lyingeven if it doesn't overturnit's bound to be fun tryingYou can talk of many pleasant thingswith your like-minded matesbut you'll pause to show such reverenceas you pass the Shankly GatesWhere every single Scouserwho ever passed awaymust be honoured and respectedhave their own special dayCos Scousers are a special breedtheir hearts upon their sleevethey ask the country to join inand watch them as they grieveThey celebrate and they respecteach Scouser who departsthey ask that we can shed their tearsand nurse their broken heartsYet mention dead of anyonewho doesn't fit their ownthey laugh out loud there is no shredof honour ever shownThey laugh at young men dyingon runways filled with iceand celebrate that Munich dayand never would think twiceof mocking Harold Shipman's deadthat lived within our citythese wallowers in plastic griefthe masters of self pityThey wave their tin foil silverwareand throw cups filled with s**tto shower on opposing fansbut never will admitthe murder of their very owntheir much loved Stanley knivesthe night they killed Juventus fansa tragic waste of livesIt's "justice for the 96"but never 39It's grieving for 'poor' Michael Shieldsbut not for Heysel dyingIt's always everybody elsethey're not the ones to blameit was Chelsea, Yorkshire coppersit's always been the sameWe've all shed tears as 96lay dying on the floorbut our sympathy has long since diedWe'll grieve with you no more.Discuss.

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He does read the Bible every night.I'd much rather him than Ronaldive.

"I've caught a pisces uglius stultissimus chavus, aka a Rooney."

Look! A Ghanaian Prosecutor!

Sing to Scousers:Do the RozzersDo the RozzersDo the Rozzers know you're here?Do the Rozzers know you're here?One BrainYou've only got one brainYou've only got one brainSing when you're stealingYou only sing when you're stealingGet a jobGet a jobGet a job...You are a ScouserA smelly ScouserYou're only happy on Giro dayYour mum's out stealingYour dad's drug dealingPlease don't take my hubcaps awayHey, hey ScousersOoh-AahI wanna know where's my StereoAnd my DVD

The annual team's diarrhoea launching contest is well underway.

Obviously not satisfied with Goalkeepers now. Still, at least he's switched from "kill" to "paralyse."

I'm 17 years, four months, 29 days, 23 hours, two minutes and fifteen seconds old.

Steve McClaren's brother appears at Goodison.