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4 minute to go...come on Chelsea!

Chelsea...1 Man Utd...1 (Park 17) Kalou 79 YES! GET IN!

Anelka misses AGAIN :censored: :censored:

Ballack OFF Kalou ON

Anelka shot wide...bring on Kalou! And another one...a baby could have converted that one. This is the worst performance from a Chelsea side since Barnsley.

Kuszczak saved from Cole. Shit...come on!

Ronaldo dived against Lampard...CUNT!! And now some Utd time-wasting. Neville is really riding his luck. If Ballack had gone down, Neville would have been sent off.

Ronaldo has come on...and just shot wide. Come on! Let's hope for a Goal 2-style 3 goals in 6 minutes comeback!

Malouda OFF Drogba ON

Chelsea...0 Man Utd...1 (Park 22) HT

Shit, we almost went 2 down!! Come on FFS!!

Yes. We want Drogba! We want Drogba!

Insert Dog eating-related joke here. We must beat ManChester UNiTed! Defeat is not an option!

Chelsea...0 Man Utd...1 Park 22 FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! AND FUCK!!!

Cech saved from Ferdinand... Where's the "shitting yourself" smiley when you need it?

Carvalho OFF Alex ON FUCK FUCK FUCK! Why do these injuries always happen to us?

Fletcher just came close! FUCK! Come on Chels ffs! FUCK! Another near miss!

I'm really, really fucking nervous!

I just hope Bolton can come back against these Frenchmen.

BOLTON.....1 ARSENAL....0 Davies 15' :thumbsup:

Liverpool 0-0 Stoke

Here's our probable lineup: --------------------Cech------------------- ---Bosingwa---Terry----Carvalho---A Cole--- --------------------Mikel------------------- --Deco-----Lampard-----Ballack----J Cole--- -------------------Anelka------------------ Source: Telegraph

I suppose slashing Riley's tyres and dragging Collina out of retirement is out of the question...

With 15 seconds left, it'll be 1-1. Chelsea will get a penalty, up steps JT, Ronaldo trips him up, the ball hits the post...and goes in.