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Anyone know when Essien will return?

Two stoke chances...no prizes for guessing where they came from

Or buy Arshavin...

Heeeeeeeey hey Gerrard Ooh Aah I wanna koo-oo-ow if you'll drop the soap This one from Laylabelle's sig: Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He runs over kids in his car He bottles dj's in bars Steve Gerrard, Gerrard Steven Gerrard is a chav Is a chav Is a chav Steven Gerrard is a chav, he thumps DJs. Get your chants in people! This could turn out to be a lot of fun...

Well, I'm off to think of Gerrard-related songs for the livscum game

Southend have been defending as though they'll be shot by Bolsheviks if they lose...

And to think I spent the last two minutes yelling at them to guard the posts...I don't want toimagine what happens if they win because, being from Essex, I can imagine sisters' legs spreading...

Fog's descending again...

Not taking any chances I see...If we lose serious questions will have to be asked.

Sad fact is that we need DD to beat Arsenal though...

Yes but I'm pretty sure that we all rely on an alarm clock, not the smoke detector...

If we can regulate the singing, then we're guaranteed the FA Cup. And if we can stop people farting, then the Champions League is in the bag.

At least the squad kept away from the lasagne...

We could offer Steve Clarke the job...

I posted on another forum that the fans who travelled should be refunded from the players' wages.

Pretend to have an ear infection.

Pretend to have an ear infection.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT! WHAT A FUCKING SHITLOAD OF MOTHER-FUCKING BULLFUCK! I'D RATHER BE SPITROASTED BY A BLUE WHALE AND AN ELEPHANT! I'D RATHER PLAY HOTEL MARIO FOR THE CD-i! I'D RATHER BE FORCED TO GIVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL A POSITIVE REVIEW! I'd grade this performance F, F for FUCKBALLS!

We want our Avram back, we want our Avram back...

We've been shit throughout the second half. And now it's 3-0. If i was a plastic fan, I'd be off to Anfield before you could blink.

FUCK 2-0 FUCK OFF

Another lucky escape. Our defending from set pieces is more than shit. It's the equivalent of shit taking a shit!

FUCK, that was close (again) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! AND ONE MORE...FUCK!

JT blocked shot from Park.

I wonder if Benitez has noted the non-booking of Rooney