Drogba11CFC

Pens at the Chelsea end...Burnley go first...0-1, Cudicini guessed correctly. Lampard for Chelsea...1-1...keeper sent the wrong way. Marne for Burnley...1-2...almost saved too. Bridge for Chelsea...1-2...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Eagles for Burnley...1-3....DOUBLE FUCK!!! Kalou for Chelsea...2-3..;.some hope... McDonald for Burnley...2-4...FUCK SQUARED!!! Ferreira for Chelsea...3-4...if they score, we're fucked up the arse big time. Elliot for Burnley...3-4...THANK FUCK!!! HE MISSED!! Malouda for Chelsea...4-4...sudden death... Duff for Burnley...4-5...Shit... Mikel for Chelsea...4-5...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! FUCK CUBED!!! DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING DOG FUCK TIMES TEN TO THE INFINITY!!! I'd rather have a threesome with King Koopa and Donkey Kong while shoving a goomba up my arse!! I'd rather drink diarrhoea vomited out of my own dick!! I'd rather have a Buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in my ear! FUCK BURNLEY!! FUCK PENALTIES!!! FUCK PENALTIES TO THE DAMN NATION OF MANKIND!!! Aaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I'm a Nintendo Nerd fan.

JT not on the field...if he'd started we might have been off 30 mins earlier.

Penalties... :censored: :thumbsdown: Our only consolation is that we'll have more time to rest players if we lose...

Chelsea FK..missed.

We could be heading for our first loss to a 10 man side since 2004...

I'm going to be having nightmares about this tonight...

How can Burnley not be tired?

Chelsea 1-1 Burnley ETHT So, who on our side can take pens? Lampard, Kalou...

I wish Didier had been kept on...

It's as though 8 of our players have to be injured every week.

My hearts going around 30 000 beats per minute... Kalou offside again. Is this national Kalou is offside day?

Di Santo off the field for treatment...

Cudicini is giving me goosebumps.

Kalou goal disallowed...

Livscum lost.

Chelsea 1-1 Burnley 90 mins

Another chance wasted...and they thought it was in on the radio...

Another chance wasted...

Yes, but the best keeper possible should always be selected.

First Barnsley, now this... Why was Cech not selected?

If it goes to pens eep...

I'd rather eat a roadkill shunk's arse than see Chelsea lose this... Echoes of the Leicester game...

1-1 WTF???

Drogba OFF Di Santo ON

OK, here com 3 dodgy stoppage time penalties...the last in the 17th minute of injury time won by Gerrard when Bale's fart knocks him over on the halfway line.