Rubber bullets

OMG its Jesus!

And you keep spouting out the most unoriginal, predictable, stale rhetoric whenever someone disagrees with you.

You keep preaching about facts but then you keep blabbing about stupid secret societies conspiracies.

Urm, I just recently said that Kalou does frustrate me many times which I think counts as criticism, and sorry but didn't you just call a member on this thread scum for simply not having your opinions which for some deluded reason you think is god's word. Its this sort of stupid hypocricy that you spout everytime that many people don't take you seriously. Also, I had a great big LOL with the phrase 'Term X ® = Chelsea fc', so how comes you don't run the club, all great mighty one?

Even though its probably not true, him coming to Chelsea means Ramires will at least have someone he knows well at the club.

People take TX seriously?

Despite the frustrations I have Kalou, unlike Drogba, Kalou always gives 100% and never moans and complains. That is something you have to respect.

Fuck that!

I think people like TX and Kostas don't want Kalou to have a good performance, everytime he does put in a good shift they never give it acknowledgement. Its like they want him to perform badley becuase it may drop him forsomeone like Kakuta, and so don't like it if he scores a goal or creates them.

To be honest, I thought there was a good chance he would not cut in the PL, modern day strikers tend to need more traits and skills rather then goalpoaching. Italy is much more friendly to these types of players.

But many fans question if we will qualify for the CL this year, why not buy someone that can help us get the best league poistion possible even if they are cu-tied.

From what I heard Lampard was the most influential, so he gets my Motm

It could be possible that we will be playing with a more flat line midfield.

Does this guy have severe OCD?

If anybody is not 100% fit, especially if they played against Wolves - then Ancelotti is a mad man to play them.

But it is a bit of an oxymoron when you put the phrase "Chelsea will not win the Premier League this season" and "but that doesn't we can't give its defence a good go from now until May". As a player why would they put a lot of effort into trying to defend the PL if they take the view that they are not going to win it anyway, whats the point. Its exactly what I mean by saying its a pathetic attitude, how can we get out of this bad form if the thinking from players and fans is so negative that we don't even bother and try and give it what we have got if in the back of the mind we already know its a lost cause?

I seem to remember everyone saying that Arsenal would not win the title about 3 or 4 times last season everytime they were about 8-9 points behind the leaders, but they came back everytime and challenged for the title until about matchday 36 when it became mathematically impossible. Frankly this pathetic attitude of 'we are not going to win the Premier league' is the reson why are poor form is continuing. How can we get a good run of form if both the fans and players give such a pathetic pessmistic view of life which makes the players act like they facing relegation battle and their next win in the race is against Barceolona. Cheer up you pathetic fuckheads!

In my opinion we shoud put electronic devices on the players that gives them an electric shock everytime it looks obvious that they are not putting any effort into the match. If the shocks don't do anything then we should put them under Chinese Water torture after the match as punishment.

The thing is that the players are going into matches in a mood that says 'I give up already' and end up playing expecting to struggle.

Aguero is not a right winger. He is like Kalou in the sense that he may be put there as a make-shift winger, but tends to favour the centre forward positions. Would be as good as giving the crack in the wall a slap of shiny expensive paint.

Were you happy when the announcement of Yossi's injury came, or secretly kicking yourself for thinking of him so negatively when we needed him after Lampard's long absence?

Do you have a nervous disposition?

The only thing I fear is that sometimes Bruma goes out of position which leaves gapes into the penalty area. Hopefully he will stay discipline.

To be fair if Yossi did not have that injury he would of probably have made a big impact for us when Lampard was out, definatly would of given us the creative spark we needed.

Cahill, solid and is less of a risk.