Rubber bullets

My mum does unfortunately. Put it this way, she is perhaps the most annoying person to watch football with in the living room. And yet she comes from a family that supported either Leeds or Queens Park Rangers.

Bored, bored, bored, BORED! So bored I will show a mugshot of me being bored so there will be some excitement for at about 5 seconds before I'm bored again.

Bored, bored, BORED!

If he can play in the double pivot, then it means we have someone who can take the deep lying play maker role to partner alongside Mikel/Romeu. If he can then he can easily get into the first team. ----Mikel/Romeu----Oscar------- --Marin/Ramires-----Mata-----Hazard---------- --------------------Torres-----------------------------

I bet yo he is not coming. That "I'm staying" comment pretty much shows tat the newspapers arre reporting bolloks.

So he basically admits he callled him a black cunt, but only did it n a sarcastic and jokey manner. Yea, great defense John, have a nice extended vacation courtesy from the FA.

Lol. If you think we can play a good, attacking side with good retaining of the ball with Lampard in the double pivot you must be joking. We do need a player like Modric. Lets hope that if we do then Lampard won't have another hissy fit because he keeps being benched. And I can't believe people still think Essien has some sort of part in the team. He is finished and needs to be shipped off, nothing more then a block of skin on dodgy legs. Get over him and move on.

If he does stay, we could always freeze him out of the 25-man squad so he can't take part in matches... Or we could just shoot him.

I honest to god will kick a small animal if he is sent on loan and not given a chance in the first team. Its obvious this kid has talent, can play on the wings, behind the striker, even in Central midfield, what more do you want?

Sell him, then we can actually get someone to go into to the double pivot who can actually control the tempo of the game and start the attacks from midfield. And we would not have the risk of Lampard moaning and complaining to the media and Roman because he keeps getting dropped. Should get a bit of money even if he is 34 and and slow as fuck, both physically and mentally.

Juan Mata - Juan minute, Juan goal

Football: Funny old game isn't it?

Note the word "sometimes".

I will be livid if we sell Meireles but keep Essien. Somehow I think the club will do that, showing that the board are complete arse sometimes.

Malouda's workrate against Spain has been absolutly disgusting. Just take a look at the goal and how Malouda marks Alonso. He does not move one inch once Alonso gets past him (so easily). Its disgraceful that we may allow his request to stay in the squad for next season. I would not mind him being taken to a wall and have the firing squad shoot him if its the only way to get rid of him.

How am I nervous? I'm the one thinking rationally. I really can't be bothered to get an argument with a conspiracy theorist this early. I will simply post these three links up to show how much bullshit this alll is: http://www.skepdic.com/illuminati.html http://rationalwiki....wiki/Illuminati http://rationalwiki....luminati_(game) (The card game)

Um no. What happens is that when an event happens, its afterwards that people then try to shoehorn it to things like the card game and then scream "OMGZ EVIL ILLUMINATI DID IT IT!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!". Look at the cards themselves. They are vague and can easily be put into anything to what people see. Where is your nearest mental health institute? I think you need to take something to calm your paranoia.

You do realise that its a simple card game made up by a geek in his bedroom two decades ago? You have to be a fucking moron to think he was given secret plans 20 years in advance of an evil Skeletor like plan for total destruction and global dominance. Good god are people this paranoid and braindead? And this thread was posted by a moderator.

You can sum up this pathetic thread in two sentences: Some people get way too over protective when it comes to Torres. Some go way over the top in their bashing on Torres (as a reaction to the former?) Either way, the last few pages is some of the most cringeworthy and downright sad reading material I have seen in my life.

I just drank 4 cans of cider and I'm singing outload songs by Rush in my dorm, god I'm gonna kick myself in the morning.

When people have had the number 99 and even the number 0, anything is possible.

I reallyhope he does get the number 11 shirt just to piss off the people who are making the silly claim that it should be retired. IT. IS. A. BLOODY. NUMBER!

Well with two weeks with nothing to do. I'm going to try and read everything by Edgar Allan Poe, just for the sake of it.

Martin Kelly hardley plays for Liverpool which just shows how clueless Roy is.

We may have to shoot him if its the only way to get him off our books.