Rubber bullets

Big difference is that both aren't in serious danger of having their bodies breaking down. Good god some of you are over sentimental on people who could not give two shits about you personally.

Guardian also reporting it - http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/10/john-terry-chelsea-galatasaray £12-15 million and they can have him. I mean it would be us ripping them off by selling them a defender who could any minute just stop working.

Can't be offside in your own half.

Benitez seems so completely incapable of getting us to the the finish line. Just as we are about to cross it a fuck up happens and he does nothing to help us.

Oh god... Torres no longer wears the mask - we're screwed.

Wigan once again going to somehow stay in the Premier league despite being absolutely garbage for most of the season. Somehow I find it very grating.

I really can't stand Wigan Athletic and think Roberto Martinez is being incredibly overrated by journalists. Every season they play absolutely shit for 99% of the season, sometimes producing league one performances but still somehow staying in the Premier League. Why can't they produce that type of form they give at the last few games of the season on a more consistent basis for the whole season? To me that shows they don't deserve to play in the league.

Literally the first thing that came out of my mouth reading that was "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??"

Yeah, that shows how much he really loves the club and would do anything to stay here . If is the case then he should fuck off to LA, where he won't have to do "demeaning" things like promoting the clubs new kit with the pain idea.

Shame its being classed as an own goal, although with the replays seen there is no way to determine if it was going in or wide before the deflection, just give it him

The goal is being credit as an own goal... If Torres can get credited with a goal when it is clearly going 5 miles wide before a deflection (Club World Cup). I don't know why this one can't be as well.

I would not be surprised if no agreement has actually been made, and Jose is trying to use the media to put massive pressure on the board to hire him other wise he may not have a job for the next season. It helps that many here and in the media still follow his every word trying to give a concrete meaning to it and still be unaware that he might be pulling their leg a bit.

When they nominate for end of season awards, it would be a good idea to do it at the end of the season, not when there is 5 games to play and anything could happen. Luiz vs Basel goal of the season by far, yet I have already voted for Oscar.

Even thought it was never a penalty, its frustrating that we never really went at them until we conceded. Thank god for Luiz though, even if he made 4-5 mistakes that could have cost us.

And again, you're not reading properly. I will be laughing at the people who have basically belittled the club as something that is Jose's thing, and that he makes or break the club, which I have already said on this thread but you seem incapable of understanding.

Its not becuase I'm pessimistic that he won't come. I don't want him back in the first place (you already know this - which is why I won't repeat my reasons for it)

Well sorry, but this thread and the whole Mourinho debacle does seem to have killed a few brain cells in everybody and the concept of rationality being completly thrown out of the window

I'm already laughing at how people like you have posted in this topic. Whether he comes or not, the amount of orgasmic groping that has come on for one manager to come here as though he makes or breaks the club has to me as supporter of this club been cringeworthy

I for one will be laughing at them.

3 points, now watch us fuck it up at Anfield and see this game become pointless.

Ruiz would have cleared the ball of the line had Terry not headed in.

Sorry Ivanovic, but please find another club in the ummer if you want to keep your reputation in tact. You're pretty much fucking it up to the abyss.

Meh, there have been worse. Remember Drogba and Ballack having a right go at each other on the simple issue on who should take a free kick. Coincidentally it was one of the very few times Ballack was the star of the show.

I don't want Jose Mourinho as our manager next season. You probably all know that, just wanted something to post .

Sorry bud, but in today's world with financial play rules and the increasing competitive nature and difficulty in competing, then it really does matter on how the team is structered on who is more important and who gets paid motr. Frank is on at least £120,000 a week and at best he can only be an impact luxary player for us. Sure he can score goals every now and again, but in a changing team which does not focus on his goal scoring abilities and the criteria set up for him to play in - he has to adapt (which he seems to refuse to do). But since you like throwing phrases like 'he has so much leadership' and 'he reperesents the club' - then sorry that I then hold him up the higher standards. Like I said he is being paid over £120,000 a week - by that he should be giving consistent good performances, but like I said people throwing rubbish like the word leadership seem to use it to to try and brush off the fact that he is often been poor this season, and that he is refusing to adapt his game in order to help the team. Just him scoring some goals is not enough, as a midfielder who is clearly declining he should be looking at other ways to contribute to the team, but he does not, and thats a big reason why he should go. Funny though that you sight one of the reason why Jose has to come back is becauuse of his relationship with Lampard, but just last year he and Madrid let Raul, a player like Lampard who many considered one of the faces of the club he reperesented in the last decade, leave becuase of the clash of interest between what Raul had and what the club wannted. The irony of your last few posts on this topic is quite funny actually.