Alan Partridge

Haha 5-0 I forgot there is another game to play

KDB has had chances and failed to impress. He obviously doesn't have the mentality to deal with being left out at a big club Mata doesn't do enough defensively, he tries but sometimes trying isn't enough. What good is it for the club? We get rid of the players that don't suit Jose's team style and get in ones that do. I love Mata but he doesn't fit in this current team

Well unfortunately for them not every game can be played at home, they can be really poor away. West Ham are awful! Fair play to those who traveled all the way to Manchester in the rain to watch this shit

Courtois doesn't seem to punt the ball down field too often, when he does it doesn't almost go out of touch like Cech's. It's not a huge factor but Cech's kicks do my head in. I thought Cech would have declined a bit but he's still going strong. If Courtois is going to look elsewhere if we don't play him next season, he has to start for us, we can't let someone that good leave.

Too much noise? He will be fine at Stamford Bridge then lol. I joke, kinda

We aren't getting a striker in Jan

I'd throw another bid at them, just to unsettle them even more, because I'm a prick like that

I'd love him here for a couple of seasons. I dunno why he would want to leave Madrid, unless they are going to replace him. I'm sure Torres would be glad to have his old mate back

Has to be number 1 next season, you can't waste talent like that. I was disappointed when Cudicini was replaced by Cech, but it was the right move

After every defeat he has blamed the referees decisions, he's so far out of his depth. He shouldn't have got rid of all the United backroom staff when he came in

They rely on a 40 year old man and a teenager to inspire them. They are becoming a joke and I LOVE IT!

I don't care if we let him go before, he is quality and we need quality in that midfield.

We should sign him, I hope we don't put all hope into Rooney coming here in the summer. Don't want another veteran who is past their prime either. Not a bad price considering today's prices

I remember people saying Ramires was shit before we signed him, luiz too.

Some players want to play for certain managers, I guess it can work either way. What I'm saying is no CL and a manager unknown in Europe is not a great combo. Personally don't see Rooney willing to spend his last prime years on United's project. No CL for them and I think he will be off They might be able to attract some talent with their future project but if they don't build quickly they will be gone. Some players won't want to waste their best years on something they won't get the benefit of. They will always attract players because United is a huge club but they already struggle to attract some big name players

Best United can hope for is solskjaer turns out to be amazing and comes to their rescue in a few years, or Pep get's bored of winning everything in Germany and fancies the United job. They are stuck with Moyes for now, I don't rate him at all. Martinez is already doing a better job at Everton. I don't know how long United fans will put up with this, they could get left behind in the next transfer window. Jose was never going to United and I can't believe people actually wanted Moyes here. 1-3 seasons and Jose will have built one of the best sides in Europe, we just have to be patient

Not the best United team he inherited but they should be doing better. 7th in the table and a manager no one knows much about in Europe, they are going to struggle to sign players. They may have to splash the cash in the summer, especially if they have no CL next season. I thought we had it pretty bad but they need a massive clear out. The average players are starting to show now Fergie has gone

Why are you guys talking about him like he's actually coming here?

He was alright. As usual he does all the hard bits, but can't stick the ball in the net

He should definatly go to the prem before he retires. The guy is a beast and still in great form. He is comedy gold too, always good for a mad quote

29! Where the hell does the time go Rooney can be good for another 5-6 years if he looks after himself

Probably falcao in the summer. Funny that Liverpool have the complete opposite, no one in their midfield scores.

He's a donkey He can't even stay fit for more than a few games West Ham desperately need him He's shit

Surely we can get more than that for Mata

I'd like him here too, not for that price. I don't think we are that desperate yet