Alan Partridge

I agree with the sale, just not to United. Chelsea - " Can we have Rooney? " United - " No fucking chance! Fuck off " United" Hey, sorry about earlier. Can we have Mata? " Chelsea- " Yeah, sure! Want to fuck my wife while your at it? " Eurgh

Pato? What ever happened to that guy? I'm just throwing names out there like everyone else

I bet we get no one out of this.

Mata must have enjoyed the Europa League

Are the board mentally challenged? Has Jose had a knock on the head as well as hurting his arm the other day? You don't strengthen your rivals, especially when they refused to consider selling Rooney to us. They better have something lined up if this is true.

Bloody hell mate, he's not died

Moyes desperate attempt at signing a big name player.

Where are those " fans " that burnt their Suarez shirts? They are so quick to attack people, must be frustration from not winning a major trophy for almost 10 years

I'll check back in the morning, probably find out at most we have bough a youngster that is being loaned straight out

talkSPORT Transfers ‏@tSTransfer6h Transfer rumours: Brassell: Courtois could be key to Chelsea clinching a deal for Costa http://tlks.pt/KXz7xy Hmmmm. That was from hours ago, people have been saying this for week anyway

If it's true, I am hoping for a striker. Big signing? Surely someone like Shaw isn't classed as that

We can wish

Probably a load of shite

Starting to pick up injuries again

Moyes shouldn't have got rid of Fergies backroom staff, it should have been a gradual thing. He plays shit football anyway, look at Everton now. Why doesn't he play Kagawa? I know Jose leaves Mata out but we have lots of quality in that position. Anyway, keep it up Moyes Dream scenario 1 Chelsea 2 City 3 Arsenal 4 Everton I would love to see Spurs,Liverpool,United miss out on the CL

Eto'o does the best celebrations, always goes over to the crowd

Wooooooooooooooooooo Well done Eto'o. Jose gets it right again Please stay Moyes! Is he going to blame the refs again?

Thats a red!

Hahaha see ya Vidic

Why does this little cunt always score against us

3-0 up, play it safe and put a player in who knows the team well. Matic has only trained with us a few times, wouldn't risk it

A few radio stations just keep banging on about United have Rooney and RVP out. I heard this a minute ago " Chelsea lead 2-0 at halftime, Manchester United have had 55% possession " Didn't know possession won games....Desperate to give United any sort of victory

Boom! lol

I see the scumbags are at it again, this time to Stan Collymore. Apparently because of comments he made on Suarez diving Josh @JoshMiitchy_FollowI hope you're found hanging from your garage you wife beating shithouse @StanCollymore