Alan Partridge

Chelsea City United Arsenal

No better than average for me. Everyone got carried away because he was big and strong like Drogba the guy doesn't have 1/5 of Drogba's technical ability. He has the touch of a rapist and isn't the best finisher around. He is still a young guy but has a lot to prove He has a shit attitude too

Wow there are some whingey fuck bags in here We lost a pre season match wahhhhh wahhhhh

That's it nice and negative before the fella has even kicked a ball for us

The beast is coming!

He's really improving My only problem is sometimes he tries to drill a cross with a defender right infront of him and ends up losing possession When he looks up and picks the right time he delivers a quality ball in the box

Goal.com? This ain't happening then

Why are there so many threads on players we aren't even signing?

Every time I see him play he's nothing more than average

Ronaldo, lukaku, cavani have all been poor so far in the World Cup. Not worried about Costa. Hopefully he will have a good pre season with us and he will be ready

Not coming here

He's just came back from injury give him a break. Spain were shit all over the pitch

Proper nutter, get used to this

He's not 100% and is still being a threat. His runs are so much better than what we have been used to

Goal.com? Really?

He's going to be a great signing Entering his peak years and this guy can unlock defenses with his passing which we have missed. He can play DM, CM, AM and even up top to a degree. Good price Versatile Home grown Played his best in the Prem Has qualities we lack Football is a fickle game. If he performs for us I don't care about the past, I'll support him

Lampard was probably on a similar amount of money and he's gone, Eto'o too

They have Mata and Rooney They need better wide players and a Matic type DM Who knows what formation and tactics they will play next season

Would be happy if we got him

Great business lately Now let Jose buy the players he wants

It's not even a bad injury

By the end of next season the following players may be gone ( Including ones that have now left ) Terry Cole Lamps Luiz Eto'o Ba Torres? ( We can pray ) Mikel Moses Marin Cech And people thought there was no transition in this team? Jose definitely wasn't using it as an excuse. Where the hell is our next future captain going to come from? Cahill?

Luiz is so inconsistent and not even being played as a CB anymore, Cahill and Terry are more solid than Luiz. Luiz has a lot of skill but he isn't a great defender. People need to look past the fact that he is a likable character. We just got a lot of money for someone who isn't in our first 11

Great player and character Now we can hopefully start getting some players Jose wants A new Chelsea era is coming

Lamps, Terry, Cole all should be here until the end of next season. If we win the league next season then it would be the perfect time for them to leave