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As I'm saying, we need a Top Class CB and urgently.

And he wrote the press release himself... and he manages the twitter account... yeah, yeah..

He is going to the PSG.

We will win this one like 1-4, and then another win in Amsterdam 3-2 for us.

He was injured this same week... all the injured players do the same. And yes, I wasn't happy with him neither but we can not lose focus here, WE NEED A STRIKER, AND WE NEED HIM NOW. We have the worst striker in the entire PL, and BA isn't performing in the level expected. Let's get Falcao/Cavani/Lewandowski/Lukaku and the sooner the better please...

Why not? Reconverted as middlefield.

He is so damn good, and so damn young, that scares me. He could be the best.

Are you mad? Stop crying that we not even played yet. Fucking faith.

I don't know why in the hell we play with Striker at all.

He doesn't signed anything, it says will sign. And coming from AS, please do not believe anything.

You are on a Chelsea forum, blaming that the team was shit? Are you mad? We can go ballistic here.

Sure, I'm just saying nothing will flow before Mou has been presented as new Manager.

If Mou is coming back, he will do the team I don't think anyone will be signed before him.

And that includes TAX, benefits and lunches.

Hay chiwawa! No mames webón! PS: Fuck Chicharrito, seriously fuck him.

Will have to tweak this one, so we have no-nos where to choose:

Here we go again...

Let's be honest, Zenit would ask X elevated to N for him (so maybe trillions). And if we sign Schurrle for £20M to make him sub or team b? Not liking it. no, sir. By the way, if you want a killer player for the wing and ST, really inexpensive (£5M), google Jesé Rodriguez, and then go to videos.

Another winger? what we will play 2 7 1? with triple wingers each side and a CM?

This guy is DENCH. Love is personality, never heard from him off the pitch.

Marin gone? Dancin' time.

Aké is awesome, everyone likes him.

Quite lot of money for Borussia...? £10 M? £15 M? No way, £99.9 M or nothing.

I wasn't up for him few weeks ago, now starting to change my idea about him.

If he said, Darling, Arse and Tea he is thinking on UK. Just a joke dude In Spain we don't drink tea, just beer/wine.