Falcao "Hey darling fancy living in Monaco" His Tart "Yes darling that sounds wonderful" Falcao "You can have anything you want, anything, a Yacht, Ferrari 495 bed house and so on" His Tart "Brilliant darling let's go, you are going to make millions" Falcao "Oh wait, I already do" *Eastenders* Doof doof doof doof