Special Juan

OK we will go with this notion...He's crap, done nothing, lost the plot, causes problems, doesn't hang around too long, media nutcase, bad for the club........... We won't get excited by the rumors, we clearly aren't allowed.

I cried buckets that day listening to Jose and I am shedding a tear now watching him again, barring the birth of my kids this was the greatest feeling ever. "From the heart, From the heart"

If he indeed does come back, I will travel to London, set up camp outside The Bridge with a banner that reads "We have missed you, come and have a drink with me" I will sit there and drink to toast the arrival back of Chelsea's dad.

Imagine this guy under Jose's guidance....

He wouldn't troll us, he adores us, we adore him. We need him and he needs us...It wouldn't surprise me if he announces it himself after their last game..... "Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho"

You have to think discussions are well under way and Jose will return, far too much pointing at that fact for me, just not only makes sense but he is the man.

Plyaers.....Jose gonna be doing a lot of DIY even if it's spelt wrong.

Declared fit and plays bad, must be injured.

My pants moved out over when all this happened last night.

Can you confirm your full of shit then?

I will await every do gooder to come along to say calm down etc, well I have news for you, I'm as level headed as it gets and I'm excited as a dog with a line of trees and a belly full of piss. This guy is literally holding up a CFC shirt crying with joy. Dot the I's and cross the T's.....this is nigh on done. Thank you and goodnight

Far too much said, lots of things he said point to his love for England and we don't have a manager come the summer. This guy is coming home, he's tired, and ready to go.

Oh god I am as excited as graham norton with a bag of dicks.

If I had Jose's number now I would do something I have never done before to a man, and that is to send him a text like I would if I knew Kelly brook and what I would do to her. Come home son, we are waiting.

I actually just had goosebumps

Omg after that you have to believe its home for Jose.....incredible

Of course he has a lot to prove, he's still young and will get better without doubt. Plus, a lot of defenders would struggle, and have struggled against a very experienced Drogba and also one of the most in form strikers around in Lewandowski. He will of learned from them games alone.

It was a nice send off for Bale.

Another foreigner we can't understand.

I can't wait for the next two nights, I really can't. I will be sat with my feet up drinking lager and watching it all evolve. Tough ask for both Spanish sides, be a miracle if even one of them go through.

The Basel fans went quiet after the first game.

Tribal football Keep believing....

Hope Villa win this.

No.

Just wait and see before jumping the gun.