Special Juan

Has transfer window closed? Do you know who we are in talks with? Get some perspective man for goodness sake.

Exactly. "OMG we haven't signed Higuain, Thiago, Modric, Sanchez, Cavani, Mangala and Coentrao...are we stupid" Christ on a bike, everything has to be done yesterday with some people. So impatient it's scary.

Brilliant news, he will bring freshness and quality to the party. I also expect English media outlets to now start reporting he is being sold for a pound.

Mark Lawrenson has joined the forum.

Why isn't it?

Super goal, really well taken. My thoughts remain the same, we need new blood for his position.

How do you know we weren't? Maybe we have other targets or have secured a deal with someone we don't know.

Me>Cavani>Torres

Taihiti GK MOTM for just turning up.

i will leave that to the people who know, as long as they are happy.

Scores.

Now that's more the Torres we know.

No, they climb coconut trees as the commentator said... Hairdressers, nail filers, mechanics and leaflet distributors.

Me neither, never ever touched drugs either, and never will. If you need more than booze to have a good time then you have a problem IMO.

He climbs coconut trees

3 for him now, Jesus wept.

I wouldn't say favourites, especially as we haven't finished and I expect us to bring in one/two more with one being a top notch signing. City have added real quality already with Fernandinho and Navas isn't too shabby and apparently they are really close to signing Isco too.

I'd like to see us bring in someone better, I believe we can too.

United have done great if they wrap up a deal for this bloke, fair play really.

I think he's found his level.

Wait, the quotes are false?

Liga BBVA ‏@Todo__LigaBBVA 32m Thiago Alcántara será jugador del Manchester United en las próximas horas In proper language, to be announced in next few hours to United.

Says he isn't off to Gala but then has no quotes

Be funny if we do get him to see all the United tossers moaning and saying how we have tapped him up.