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20M hit on Andy Carroll

God life without drink.....can't imagine

I'm sorry.....drink a bottle of Whiskey.....time will fly.

Francois Piraux ‏@F8Piraux 20s According to Bild (German Newspaper), #Napoli striker Edinson #Cavani will be a Chelsea player in the next 48 hours. #CFC

Chelsea in itself is a big pull, Chelsea with Mourinho is huge.....I think and hope this will be the big deal of the summer and Roman's present to Jose. We get him, we win the league.

BREAKING: Corrie dello Sport report that an agreement between Chelsea and Napoli is very close for striker Edinson Cavani. #CFC #Chelsea" Probably crap.

He probably hasn't even spoke to Jose.

Spot on.

Slow news day.....

Dries Mertens is close to joining Napoli as Cavani's replacement.

To say to Cavani's agent and ADL "Jose sent me, let's do this shit"

Sled meeting set for today in London between Napoli and Chelsea. On the agenda there would be Edinson Cavani, now an obsession of Mourinho, with the possibility for Chelsea to get closer to 62.8 million cash wondered De Laurentiis without technical counterparts. But it is only a delay of a few days. The meeting should be postponed to Thursday evening, Friday morning maximum: the powerful agent Jorge Mendes has been doing through to secure the new summit. Today, Chelsea is the club that has taken the most important steps in the direction Cavani From Alfredo Pedullà

This bloke was another case of a complete 'Yes' man, same as Hodgson......Tactically inept Pearce was shown up, as where the players. And as for the comment from Zaha.."We didn't expect to be up against such quality" Well that just baffles me and tells me how under-prepared we actually where. Disgraceful.

I am....

Easy start

Hull at Home.

SSN just said our first game is at home.

Derek Lambrini has resigned at Newcastle

Manchester Evening News.

Tatoos like that on a woman are massively unattractive.

Chris Cohen ‏@Chris_Cohen 3s Been inundated with tweets worrying about Cavani. All I can tell you, same as before, the deal is pretty much sorted according to my guy.

MEN is reporting that City have pulled out of the race for Cavani to focus fully on Isco.

Cross him off the list, not needed.

Villa at home I say.