Special Juan

Get ready for another twist today, I feel it.....I FEEL IT!!!

Right I am off to bed to give the wife the best ten seconds of her life....wish me luck. See ya tomorrow kids

I look forward to the wank fest when he is sold........

Jorge Mendes and ADL due in London tomorrow

No, said it before and will say it again. Bomb Mikel out and do not spunk 40 odd ME on this bloke.

Ya know how things swing each way on a daily basis....like he is going here, he is going there BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! The best one yet at Blue Moon is.....wait for it......Higuain>Cavani Pass me the tissues my eyes are fucking streaming with laughter.

I am truly convinced the board and Jose will bring us a top notch striker....have faith lads. Like when you were a kid throwing up in the toilet and your mum would tap you on the back and say "It's going to be alright'

She's too busy in the kitchen.

Both Sport Italia and Calcio Mercato (Italian Tabloids) are saying that Cavani is off to Chelsea. #CFC

I ran someone over when reversing in a Smart Car.....When the bloke asked me what I was doing I said he was in my blind spot

Cattaneo on Cavani: "The race is between Chelsea & Madrid. Player's preferred destination is #RMCF but #CFC are pressing a lot" (Mediaset)

I'm good mates with Stewart Downing I once sat and got smashed on red wine with Butch Wilkins I once sat with Brian Clough and discussed for hours about football

I say to my wife she is beautiful but sometimes I don't mean it.

Isn't that lovely of them.

Edinson Cavani continues to send messages to Real Madrid, but until now no concrete returns. And tomorrow, as we explained yesterday, will consume an important meeting in London. Chelsea will push to close, has already proposed more than 50 million, will try to get closer to clause 62.8 million. A Mourinho serves a great striker, he identified Cavani, the market of Naples could be a turning point. For the moment there are no counterparts, but it is a situation to be carefully monitored. Tomorrow likely a crucial point

It wasn't meant to read like that. Caffeine is needed.

The best bit of business ever is us selling Sturridge and buying Lukaku.

Very confident about this one. I've just pre-ordered the new shirt with Isco 22 on!

Both him and Suarez won't go to Real, it will be one or the other. I have a feeling it will be Suarez.

Alfredo Pedulla: "On Wednesday in London there will be a summit between Napoli & Chelsea for the transfer of Cavani" #CFC (SportItalia) Alfredo Pedulla: "Cost of the transfer? The offer was €55m & for Abramovich it won't be difficult to meet Napoli's needs" #CFC (SportItalia) Alfredo Pedulla: "Mourinho wants Cavani. #MCFC appears in the background and the intent of Abramovich is burning #RMCF." #CFC (SportItalia) Italian journalist Raffaele Auriemma (1/2): "President De Laurentis, back from U.S, by Wed/Thurs will fly to London to close Cavani to #CFC" Italian journalist Raffaele Auriemma (2/2): "From what I understand, from the rumours, #CFC will close the deal by paying €58m plus bonus" Anellucci, Cavani's agent: "Meeting between Napoli and Chelsea in London for Cavani? Let us do our job..." (SportItalia) #CFC

Nowhere near as bad as other forums I frequent....I see more crap spouted from you than anyone else around here.

Oh god I'm not a morning person at all but I have been reading blue moon and haven't laughed that much in ages. This time yesterday it was "welcome to city cavani" now it's all "fuck off ya long haired tosser dzeko is better anyway" and what's even funnier is Isco has said he will decide after his holiday and they are saying "why does he need a holiday, what a tosser" You couldn't make this stuff up haaaaaaa haaaaa

Sorry I can't get excited until its officially confirmed....too many twists and turns

Yep.

Ciro Venerato (1/3): "From London comes significant confirmation of an imminent appointment between Chelsea and Napoli" (RAI Sport) #CFC Ciro Venerato (2/3): "We'll see if at this meeting #CFC will want to put a technical counterpart as Napoli prefers #MCFC offer with Dzeko" Ciro Venerato (3/3): "Napoli would like #MCFC offer with Dzeko for Cavani but it has yet to convince the player to come to Italy" #CFC