Special Juan

OFFICIAL : Chelsea defender Jeffrey Bruma has signed a 4-year contract to PSV with a buyback option. #CFC #PSV

Should win it again with 12 players.

I don't want him to fail, I want to him to go on and be the next big thing but without all the theatrics and acting like a smug little tosser.

More strange that Rafa says he won't leave for under the clause and then that statement about a text saying goodbye.

It happens all the time now the tugging of shirts in the box, I just simply do not want to see us doing as we have enough tools to deal with it in our team by defending properly. See this is the thing with Luiz, it's his consistency level, he hasn't got one. He is either unreal or a complete passenger, and that is one thing Jose must, must work on, and probably will. Do I worry about Luiz? Yes without doubt, I never know which David Luiz ill turn up.

Tell you what, if he is given a chance under Jose, Jose will tear him a new arsehole if he carries on like that this season. He won't take under-performing and stupid mistakes, he will be dropped and possibly sold.

Forlan couldn't of made it anymore obvious to Cesar as to where he was putting that penalty, his body shape approaching the kick was blatant.

Possibly. They all sound like board members anyway.

I wondered how long it would take for the Napoli finance committee to arrive.

I'm surprised that you are surprised that he has surprised you.

Super player but a fanny of the highest order.

Wonder if he had a little chat with Paulinho when celebrating the goal saying "This much joy in London for Chelsea"

Luiz and Paulinho really giving the man love there.

A beast with a work ethic....yes all day long.

And back, then forward, then back? Jesus, maybe his hair doesn't look too good either. I really don't know what people expect when he is pulling his nads off like this.

Works his knickers off, but I don't expect a lot to see that. He has been up and down all night, tremendous.

Dear me the comments on Cavani in here...and he scores.

It's stay, us or PSG I think.

It was GB v Brazil at The Riverside, in a friendly.

Another one, why do people put on there......"Morning world" or "Morning Peeps" seriously, half the people on there you probably don't even know and plus why are you saying good morning, nobody gives a shit.

I've been blocked by more people than a rugby player. People put up stuff like "Do you like my dress" with a photo and I just comment "Looks a mess, sort it out".........gone....BOOM!!!

Aaargggghhh!! People taking photos of food, I mean WTF is that all about?

Funnily enough it happened with me that, I just said...."Because you did my fucking head in"

I'd just block the bitch.

Right, cheers.