Special Juan

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline here ...What's the problem,cobber?" "I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now it has completely closed up." "Bummer, mate..!" "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."

Would not surprise me mate. I thought his after match comments were a complete disgrace, and I know Jose is sometimes at that sort of thing but Rodgers was once one of us and Jose.

One could

Have you turned into the queen

That's debatable but I see what your saying. I would also say if we had fielded a stronger side they may of been nervous, they don't know what it's like to be in that position.

Somebody put this fucking Newcastle side down please, what a shower load of shite they are. Pardew wants shagging with hot scaffold pole.

Even better was SKY last night, it was like someone had died how slow they spoke when presenting our highlights.

Tiote was immense in his first season at Newcastle but since has been piss poor. I just like the big lambasting style of Sissoko to get forward and at speed but with a tad of finesse and but a threat.

I think I under estimated us and what this team is capable of, but after that yesterday and the team we fielded, to go to Anfield and beat them like we did, as well as being in the CL semis is a huge achievement. We are balancing right now, and to win on Sunday against the team that is supposedly the best around right now was huge, massive in fact.

Carragher and Neville nailed it tonight, not just because they bigger us up, but because they knew how limited we were in options. That for me is what people forget. No Terry, no Cahill, no Eto'o, no Hazard, no Cech and resting in areas we wouldn't normally. We did a job and by god did we do it.

As a squad option I would really look at Sissoko from Newcastle, he is really impressive for me.

Bring Hazard!!

No. This guy can string a sentence together.

Here we go, first moaning bin dipper.

Gough is defending us but this can change at any point. Durham is ready to open up on us, just wait.

Mourinho is he the master or Big Sam with better players- That's the start for Adrian Durham on Talksport.

Talksport on radio at 4pm http://talksport.com/ Or Monday Night Football at 7pm on Sky Sports 1

Thing is, Neville was asked a few weeks ago about who for the title Liverpool or City, he responded with the wife joke, and with Jamie being all Liverpool I am expecting some mud slinging. It's going to be fucking great. Watch it kids, watch it.

Houghton actually said he doubts that is what Roman wants long term.... How the fuck does he know that shit? What an absolute bitter piece of shit.

Be great if Arsenal drop points tonight it will give Everton that glimmer to really have a go at City at the weekend.

I cannot wait to hear what Neville and especially Caragher have to say about yesterday. I will cracking open a can of lager at 7pm, getting myself comfy on the sofa and listening with all ears at what is said between the panel and how we dismantled Liverpool and that bitter cunt Rodgers.

Ray Houghton is on Talksport now and fuming about our tactics, lterally blood boiling.

Cannot wait to hear the drivetime show at 4pm on Talksport. Durham will be going off it.

His celebration yesterday gets better every time you watch it.

Jose has hinted Terry could make it. Would be amazing if the three of Hazard, Terry and Eto'o could feature.