Special Juan

Buzzing my little tits off if we get this lad. Looking forward to seeing him again tonight.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/07/batshuayi-signs.html

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/07/batshuayi-signs.html

I'm engrossed by him, his passion is immense.

Leicester have just signed Mendy from Nice.

A bad source or not I like the sound of it and I'm believing it.

I think he shouts at his wife like that.

Just the usual JM stunt in place here, sent packing, shirt already with another player, Giggs out and already JM has complete control of the ship...It will all end in tears. Im so fucking glad this club are shot of JM.

He is coming.

Should be soon, he's in Nigeria right now so Besiktas have sent someone to complete the deal there.

Not yet they haven't, I have just spoken to him.

Every single Belgium player just hid tonight, don't judge anyone. Wales found them out, tremendous from the Welsh.

Let the Belgian FA do that, don't get involved and let your frustrations make you a better player.

Palace bid for Benteke 25m...Liverpool should snap their hand off for him. Apparently Liverpool now want Lucas Moura from PSG.

We need to make this happen, this lad is a bit special.

Please be true.

Please go ahead Chelsea.

Believe me they won't need forcing when the agent gets about 10M and the player billions.

More rumors.

Glad we are making room and getting rid of complete deadwood.

Seriously shut your fucking mouth and play football for fucks sake.

Rashford was probably their biggest shining light of a shit season, he has momentum the kid and this will just cripple him for me. I don't want players of the age of Zlatan anymore, the signing of players like Batshuayi is the direction we should be going. I'm not disregarding Zlatan because we all know of his quality, but this just smacks of a complete development stagnation by Mourinho, and United finding themselves already in the shoes we did with kids here, and a ball hasn't been kicked under Mourinho. Accommodating players out wide seems a trademark/shoe horning out of position by Mourinho, and it's just not right especially when you factor in the state England as a nation are in after what we have seen at the Euros, he should be loving what we all saw from Rashford, but yet he will be nothing but a bit part player and out of position. I feel this will be a long term mistake from United and JM.

Poor fucking Rasford, the lad won't get a sniff now with this transfer. I please don't think that Zlatan will be a bit part player, he will be the first name on the team sheet without doubt.

Zlatan confirming on Instagram that he is off to United. So in one fell swoop we have two massive egos joining United.....another reason to hate them even more. I have lost total love and respect for JM and I cannot stand Zlatan fucking Ibrahimovic.

Lets hope today passes quickly then.