Special Juan

1-0 Newcastle

Watford beaten yesterday and Bournemouth beaten here against Huddersfield....fucking couldn't make it up.

Kante all day long, he's only been to look off the pace of late because of the shite around him. Him and Hazard are the ones in this team who are elite.

The CFC factor.

I'd fuck them off in all honesty, this club needs players who want to be here and we also have some media gobshites.

Table reflects exactly where we should be, this game will be wither 0-0 or we will sneak it 1-0 playing shite again.

Hopefully the people at the top start to look closely at the table and see just how fucking mediocre we are and the squad is.

Right now it maybe wise to smoke something watching us.

Looking at his profile picture more or less confirms he may of been on the cannabis.

Correct.

Christensen is our best centre back, we need him badly. He needs to be starting v WBA with Rudiger to his left and Azpi to his right. I do not trust Luiz or Cahill.

Only what I said at the start of the season in regards to Batshuayi and Morata. The Chelsea board ladies and gents.

Giroud can't be any worse, just fucking start him.

A Southgate or Roy Hodgson type is about the mould that would fit us right now. A real typical English yes man that is like a nodding dog. One that would just accept the signings that are given to them say all the most beautiful thing in a press conference they want to hear.

And Troy Deeney gets away scott free for sticking both middle fingers up at our fans The FA being absolute fucking idiots again. Great lesson to teach kids also, so looking forward to a few of my 12 year olds I coach emulating that to the opposition parents at the weekend.

He was at an exclusive Nike event today in London with Neymar, Hazard, the fat Ronaldo and Aboomerang The Nike slogan.....Just do it...In his case 'Lets not'

We've missed out on him, we are after Marco Polo.

It's a whole team issue including a manager who's completely lost the faith of the players.

You can have this conversation who is the biggest and best Chelsea fan, or who's been to more games via PM. Back to the actual game now please.

So his heart isn't in Chelsea....no thanks.

Never heard of him....*Chelsea board*

Good, sell him, massive money and invest....oh wait.

Read around the forum, you will get a different view.

I absolutely love how when things go bad in the team we automatically go into this mode of shoving Luiz into midfield. Blokes a headless chicken in his own position never mid elsewhere, not only that but he looked broken after half an hour last night. I mean we could put last night down to physical condition but our number 18 has played more than him in a space of a month and he was on the bench.

The Chelsea way, but like I said very rare.