Special Juan

We are trying our best to score and Willian comes on and starts cocking his leg like a pissing dog up a lamppost.

Sorry I can't be sticking the fire guard up here because it's Hazard, he was fucking terrible tonight.

It was like watching the fucking AI in FIFA18 This lot should be made to swim home, fucking shit.

The board didn't back him in the summer, just look at the mess we have now, it's not hard to see is it?

This guy needs a fucking bat, what another absolute shite performance.

Apparently the club close to given him a new contract, I'd rip the fucker up now.

Has he fuck, not even an 5/10.

Conte get everything he deserved picking this shit line up. Morata and Hazard need to get out of this little kinder egg world they are living in, fucking dreadful. As for Fabregas and this defence....absolute dog shit.

This is pathetic.

Qarabag won't hold on, and it will get worse for us. It's alright saying we have been on top but we have fuck all to show for it. More shit defensive errors...AGAIN

Really poor choice of team from Conte, ready to be proved wrong though. We need to take a hold of this game like we did in Madrid.

This is going to be very tough and hopefully we stand up to the test. That game at home v Roma was some of the worst defending I have seen from us, if we can tighten up I think we can sneak this. Tibo Azpi Luiz Cahill Zappacosta Alonso Kante Bakayoko Pedro Hazard Morata That's what I think Conte will go with. Me personally would start Rudiger instead of Cahill.

It's early this time, the senile one has lost it early on this time.

Mourinho having a go at the OT crowd now....This is the point where he starts to lose the plot again, second season syndrome kicking in.

The real stand out player for me on Saturday, absolute animal at the back. Hope he keeps Cahill out of the side.

Kante and Moses still out.

Tibo Azpi Luiz Rudiger Zappacosta Alonso Kante Drinkwater Pedro Hazard Morata

I know the right moment, it's called Bournemouth on Saturday.

I'm just worried Cahill might get ripped a new arsehole by Niasse

Willian will start this, Pedro rested. Williand Musonda either side of Batshuayi. Caballero Azpilicueta Christiensen Rudiger Luiz Zappacosta Fabregas Kenedy Musonda Willian Batshuayi

We have Marcos Alonso and Kenedy fighting for LWB in the same defence we have Cahill, if that doesn't scream out frailty I don't know what does. All of this points towards how poor and how much we fell short in the summer window. Luis and Bertrand are both far superior to Alonso, Kenedy and Rahman, which again poses the question as to why they were sold. This isn't something that is prominent now, I asked the same question at the time of their sales, it was just shit decision making by the manager at the time and the club as a whole. I mean look at the midfield right now, Kante is out, Fabregas is fucking worn out and Bakayoko is apparently 70% fit. How the hell do you let things in the transfer window become so thread bare? The planning has been rank bad poor from the board, it really has. Just imagine one injury for a long period of time to one striker, we are totally then fucked with a rusty pole. No back up plan and just left hoping of no injuries or suspension to that said player. This 'wing it' approach has to stop, too many corners cut and ambition has dropped to save pennies.

The run he made from the header was excellent, in previous weeks he hasn't done that. It's not a fact of him not knowing how to make that run, it's more about 'he couldn't be arsed' He really needs to show up tonight and make a serious statement.

Zaha turned into Messi as he always does. Palace will be down by mid January, another master stroke by the Palace board employing that fucking fraud Roy Hodgson.

I forgot we signed him.

Inevitable really, the players gave up and when that happens only one man gets sacked.