Special Juan

Have you thought about writing for the Daily Star? This is a complete load of guff, I can't believe you typed this and thought it sounded right......

I'm sorry but I am actually embarassed for Torres now, the bloke is a washed up mess.

That was nothing short of a complete shambles, what a crock of shit. Embarrassing.....

Sooner we went for Lewandowski.

Webb to give them everything including blow jobs, Rooney to score two and be a hero again and we go out with a whimper.

No thanks.

I was searching this forum and others for the sarcasm detector, could not find one anywhere....Does the internet have them?

More chance of platting snot.

He's trolling us all, he will arrive back here and parachute into SB one day in the summer in a Superman costume.

This. He chased, harried and dictated brilliantly.

Neither should be branded 'World Class' It's a tag that is used far too often and given to the majority of wrong choice of players.

Getting rid of wage huggers and people who offer nothing like the three we have spoken about goes along way towards making Lampard an offer of an extended contract. These players are eating away at our constantly huge wage bill, yet I know for a fact Frank offers more than those mentioned and can still be a threat from the bench if new faces are brought in. You are singling out certain performances from Frank without looking at the big picture. Granted he's had poor games, Christ haven't most of them this season.....But as a package his pros far out way his cons and we should at least look at the example of United by giving players who can still do it what they deserve.

He was brilliant last night, a real ball dictator and far too good to be sat on a bench.

The refs decision has masked what is a pathetic and idiotic gesture by Ferdinand at the end. I knew that would get lost in all this, pathetic from him, the bloke is nothing but an oxygen thief.

I had ten quid on Dortmund at the start of the tournament to win it.....Long shot of course, but ain't looking too bad.

Police on the way to OT as it has now been classed as a crime scene by SAF.

Webb will see that United get their own back after last night in this fixture.

Christ, I don't hold the purse strings for CFC, nor do I have any idea what should be committed too in terms of price. You are talking as if we are discussing Florent Malouda here, this is Frank Lampard and putting his legend status aside the bloke still offers massive amounts on the field. We have made enough purchases of late that can be molded into his replacement ala Oscar and Kevin De Bruyne. But that doesn't mean he should be discarded as of now, the discarding should come to dead wood like Benayoun and washed up people like Mr Torres.

Fergie to distraught to go out for an interview...

United need to look closer to home, they conceded two goals in a blink of an eye......Or was that the refs fault?

By the way, love how Modric came on and took the game by the scruff of the neck.....Brilliant.

My love grows.

So, England's hopes of a Champions League winner rest with Arsenal. That's like relying on Jimmy Savile as your babysitter

Exactly. I wouldn't expect him to start every game, but we must remember he is still a goal threat whether starting (In the right position) or from the bench. Frank needs to be in and around this club he's a role model and I am sure he would give brilliant guidance to the young lads. The big picture is, sign him up, he won us the Everton game and scores crucial goals. What's not to get?

Wankers are out, night Fergie have that.......Doesn't feel so good now does it? Opens beers.