Ainsley Harriott

A Ramires with great technique. Shame his knees didn't hold up. Thank you Bison, hope you play well and enjoy Italy.

Great match but the result doesn't really do justice. Everyone played well (except Eto'o, he was meh) but one has to give special attention to Hazard, Oscar and Matic. Fantastic game by these three. Defense was solid and it looks like we can finally trust the Luiz+Cahill combo.

Ladies and gentlemen, the DM we've been craving for years. And he was underpriced.

Three balls for a second

Maybe Lamps.

Why... How...

There you go. Fuck off ITV.

WOOO boy. That pressing is a thing of beauty. Stoke have barely done anything.

Definitely. Doesn't have to play a position that doesn't suit him at all.

Credit to Lamps too. Doing a very solid job. His rest did him well.

OH MY FUCKING GOD AGAIN

They pissed me off when they said something like "with Luiz there it's a goal chance for Stoke so they should exploit that". Gross.

He's got an amazing touch for a guy with his stature. You'd expect a brute force but he's very graceful.

WOW Oscar! Nice move. Matic has been imense. Nice to see that sort of midfield presence. At this point not much more you can say about Hazard.

Found one of Mou's reaction sorry for the spam.

Jesus fucking Christ. Be-au-ti-ful.

Yeah, he can't take free kicks.

You have no idea or you don't want to remember?

Stop quoting me or I'll report you. I still remember what you said to me in the other thread.

lol

LMAO wtf!!!! Weirddd

Nah man, we only made out, but I was slumping because of another bitch. I can PM you a pic if you want.

Ok, let's go on topic. How do you feel about Mata switching from a Lamborghini to riding a donkey?

Modern era Godfather