Ainsley Harriott

Woohoo another portuguese! Shame you're a lampião ahah.

Well, I can tell you that most portuguese pitches are utter shit, he probably wasn't used to this quality anymore lol.

A Ramires with great technique. Shame his knees didn't hold up. Thank you Bison, hope you play well and enjoy Italy.

Great match but the result doesn't really do justice. Everyone played well (except Eto'o, he was meh) but one has to give special attention to Hazard, Oscar and Matic. Fantastic game by these three. Defense was solid and it looks like we can finally trust the Luiz+Cahill combo.

Ladies and gentlemen, the DM we've been craving for years. And he was underpriced.

Three balls for a second

Maybe Lamps.

Why... How...

There you go. Fuck off ITV.

WOOO boy. That pressing is a thing of beauty. Stoke have barely done anything.

Definitely. Doesn't have to play a position that doesn't suit him at all.

Credit to Lamps too. Doing a very solid job. His rest did him well.

OH MY FUCKING GOD AGAIN

They pissed me off when they said something like "with Luiz there it's a goal chance for Stoke so they should exploit that". Gross.

He's got an amazing touch for a guy with his stature. You'd expect a brute force but he's very graceful.

WOW Oscar! Nice move. Matic has been imense. Nice to see that sort of midfield presence. At this point not much more you can say about Hazard.

Found one of Mou's reaction sorry for the spam.

Jesus fucking Christ. Be-au-ti-ful.

Yeah, he can't take free kicks.

lol

Ok, let's go on topic. How do you feel about Mata switching from a Lamborghini to riding a donkey?

Modern era Godfather

Ex Blues section ..

Boy makes one signing and all of a sudden he thinks we can hear him all the down from 7th. Bitch, please.