Ainsley Harriott

DUDES! One of you photoshop master has to turn this into a DEAL WITH IT GIF.

C'mon Mou, give us Matic...

Smooth bro, smooth.

HAT TRICK. Yawn-ited sinkin hard.

2014 = year of the striker?

ETO'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now put Matic on.

Cech beasting so far.

Goddamn Ivanovic and his anticlimatic crosses

GOAAAAAAAAAL SUCK IT MANURES

Our AM's look so unfocused it's not even funny. WTF?

Umm you must be confusing me with someone else.

He's still the longest tenured coach under Abramovic. He said he wants to "break his record". Mou

Fake stats, dude. He played for us, at least, in the 2009 and 2010 FA Cup finals.

LOOOL this guy is nuts... Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Nah, Porto are not in the same financial problems as Benfica I think. Benfica spent a lot of money to try and make a run in the UCL because the final will be at their home, Porto made a big profit from the James-Moutinho sale and didn't spend as much as Benfica. Plus we all know how Porto are when it comes to negotiating.

I would lol so hard if José put a one pound bid on Rooney after we beat them. Would cement his status as the GOAT manager-troll.

José might not rate him highly, but he ain't dumb. Liverpool's defense is shaky, he wouldn't sell them a reinforcement.

While I think Mangala has a higher ceiling, if we got this guy for 13M it would be a muuuuch better but than splashing 50M on a CB. Hope this deal goes through.

The topic has improved.

Not really

Maybe one of Josh/Chalobah/Ake to help fill in for Matic.

Approved.

Better than Cortez?

No.