Ainsley Harriott

I'm still very excited about this... Finally getting recognized! I hope he can win at least one more, would be great for Portuguese football and for Sporting. Thank you for everything commander.

Relax sonny

Yes you are. Surely would've been better to give it to Messi with all his time off? Or after Blatter basically blew Messi's dong in front of the press? Or Ribéry who isn't half the player Ronaldo/Messi are?

Lol. Stay mad son. Your jimmies are on overrustle mode right now.

Lol you're cute.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS MOTHERFUCKER! SUCK A FAT ONE PIECE OF SHIT BLATTER!!!!!! WOHOOOO. Time to fap.

Why not? He's kinda cute.

Lol. Adriana Lima. I'm so fucking hard, these women kill me.

Awful suit the midget has.

Ramos and Alves lmao doe.

If she says Ronaldo's name I'll cum hardly.

I'm finding the fees reported to be kind of low, taking into consideration some of Benfica's president statements.

You know you're good when a "simple" fake unsettles three defenders.

I still think Mourinho could do an interesting work with Rodrigo.

Feels as good as goal for you, huh?

Much better username now.

Yeas, as a matter of fact I just shoved them into my bowl.

LMAO that's the point lads. Don't be scared. No tears now.

Thanks man, I love you.

I'd endorse a name change to Ainsley Harriott.

He's in the elite territory, with a foot in world class. Gracious

Damn dis boi is gud. Love you Eden

Texting him this should help: