Ainsley Harriott

If she says Ronaldo's name I'll cum hardly.

I'm finding the fees reported to be kind of low, taking into consideration some of Benfica's president statements.

Just felt like it, and if read a couple of pages back, it gave me a new life. Confidence = through the roof. Creepiness = Maximum. I'm beloved.

You know you're good when a "simple" fake unsettles three defenders.

I still think Mourinho could do an interesting work with Rodrigo.

Feels as good as goal for you, huh?

Why sir?

Str8 gangstah.

God damn son. New username = new life. I'm at the top of my game and no one can stop me right now... I'm approaching prime Michael Jordan levels of swag.

Quality >>> Quantity doeee. So do I Tom! PS number 2: Mildly drunk.

I only learn from the best

Much better username now.

Yeas, as a matter of fact I just shoved them into my bowl.

LMAO that's the point lads. Don't be scared. No tears now.

Thanks man, I love you.

Requested a name change to Ainsley Harriott. Hope it goes through.

I'd endorse a name change to Ainsley Harriott.

He's in the elite territory, with a foot in world class. Gracious

Damn dis boi is gud. Love you Eden

Texting him this should help:

IMO: 1 - He is better than Mikel. Better long passer, higher IQ, bigger guy, can hold up the ball very well and a bit quicker. 2 - To me, if he works out well here, he can. His game goes very well with Ramires and has some Benfica fans have said he made them quickly forget Javi Garcia and Witsel (another guy who people would love to have here, including me).

Also according to abola: Benfica might sell Rodrigo for 35M and buy Morata for 7M. Nothing to see here mate.