Ainsley Harriott

But he ran around!!! And he won the corner that gave us the CL!!

We are the clutch Kings. Don't fuck with us in the last minutes.

You fucking legend.

Overslept through the whole half but from what I'm reading I was better off sleeping anyway...

@, can't quote you for some reason but I was asking if you masturbate looking at cats

Homeboy has to pay for his hair treatments. I get it.

Do you beat off to cats?

DOES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING ANTONIO BANDERAS YOU GOD DAMN RETARD?

Don't know what to do but it's a crop from the famous Antonio Banderas gif.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ScB98QAh2w There you go.

LOOOOOOOOL perfect!

Makes up for their lack of size down low.

Dense. On ignore.

HAHAHA Porto you bunch of cheating twats suck on that.

I was on the Ozil train ever since his second Madrid season, but the more I watch him, the more he looks like a team cancer. Don't get me wrong, he has a lot of talent, but he has one big mental block... Wanker attitudes, disappears from the games, doesn't really defend, his stamina is awful... Now I honestly don't understand how he lasted so long under Mou.

Damn. What a beast. He and Matic alongside eachother would really be something. Put on a proper maestro performance.

All I want for Christmas is Kroos.

Demichelis and Sczesny - Dumb and Dumber.

Ozil in a big game...

He is, in no way, shape or form, ready for a big move. Should wait.

Well, I couldn't guess.

Really? Every time I watch him, the dude's a fucking work horse.

Yeah dude, show 'em! The man scored three whole goals and 2/3rds were against the toughest opponent! Go get'em boy.

Don't fucking tell me PeLOLgrini is better than Mou. GTFO.

Barça.