Ainsley Harriott

None of those is better than Oscar apart from Kroos who wouldn't fit Mou's system. I'd rather have Meyer than Draxler btw.

Fuck sake Pellegrini choke some more while you're at it. Twat.

I really want City to get to the final. Arsenal gotta stay winless.

Lol, the name "The Fighting Cock" tells you everything you need to know about the Spuds.

Tbf he wouldn't have developed as well IMO.

After each poster picks their 11 players, we'll match up the teams 1v1 in a cup setting and the remaining posters vote on the teams they think would win.

I'll be right behind you with some, when you least expect. Stay alert my friend.

Once a player is taken, he's out of the pool.

I got this from a basketball forum of all the places. This is just for fun! Are you in?

So I got this idea from another forum. Basically you sign up for the draft and have to build an XI with your picks (11 times obviously). Each poster has 11 picks, one per round, and they are mande in a snake format (1-2-3-4 etc in the first round, 4-3-2-1 in the second and so on) with a 2 hour time limit to pick. I'll randomize the names here: http://www.random.org/lists/. If you miss your time to pick a player, you'll have the chance to pick later.If you know you won't be able to pick at your time, PM me or the poster who picked before you with a couple of picks.Not sure if I was clear enough, any doubts feel free to ask. Registration closes when we hit 16 or by Sunday afternoon. Please leave your timezone.

Lol @ Tioté. Fucker has been learning from Pardew.

Because no one likes scousers.

Yeah I though so, I recalled some of his quotes. The thing is, most of those coaches walked the talk and showed results and this guy just proved to be way above his level. In relation to Benfica, I think you guys are better this years when it comes to bashing... No offense. Last year humbled you guys and the football you are playing right now is leading to critics from Sporting fans, but I honestly think it's very good. Not the show it was last year but the team looks very secure and confident. But success will always bring a certain cockiness.

Nah man, I get it, this is always exciting. I think that by the start next year he'll be a crucial member! That's pretty big, I thought there might have been someone before him... Hopefully he opens the gates for you guys. I'm gonna PM you about something, hope you don't mind.

Good then. He's probably a little out of rhythm considering how little he's played since January...

How did he play, mate?

Scored today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGghFFnEQQ

Zidane + Ramires? That would be something

I didn't say it was better though...

I see... I totally should've bought one in 2010! Love pissing people off. 2-0 Neymar.

I must be the only person that thinks they give a nice atmosphere lol.

Well tbh he kind of started like a prick IIRC, but he got humbled... Not sure but @pachman40 can help me out here.

As a managerSwansea City Football League Championship play-offs: 2010–11Managerial Porto (2002–2004)Primeira Liga (2): 2002–03, 2003–04Taça de Portugal (1): 2002–03Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira (1): 2003UEFA Champions League (1): 2003–04UEFA Cup (1): 2002–03 Chelsea (2004–2007)Premier League (2): 2004–05, 2005–06FA Cup (1): 2006–07Football League Cup (2): 2004–05, 2006–07FA Community Shield (1): 2005 Internazionale (2008–2010)Serie A (2): 2008–09, 2009–10Coppa Italia (1): 2009–10Supercoppa Italiana (1): 2008UEFA Champions League (1): 2009–10 Real Madrid (2010–2013)La Liga (1): 2011–12Copa del Rey (1): 2010–11Supercopa de España (1): 2012BUT FUCK IT, HE'S A BETTER MAN-MANAGER BY THE WORDS OF FUCKIN' GLEN JOHNSON. Bitter fuck.

He's normal lol he's just over his head and the team itself isn't as good as it normally is. Kind of like Moyes I'd say.

He wants to rip off that stupid haricut.