Ainsley Harriott

I don't think that account's official.

She asked me to marry her but I declined.

What a fucking shift he put on. Amazed.

Eat shit.

He has a face in his nose.

Courtois Ivanovic---Terry----Varane Matic Fabregas-------Modric James Bale-----------------Hazard Ronaldo

Liverpool getting jerked around. Real aren't even playing at full speed, lmfao. Cunts.

I'd much rather play Solanke than a false 9. Don't really care if he is inexperienced, we've tried it and it didn't work.

We got absolutely stolen. Schalke's second goal was offside, third from an inexistent foul, fourth from an inexistent penalty. Disgusted.

Lahm better than CR... lel.

You might have just jinxed it, Spikey.

I have e-mailed Nike's mom and told her to hide every sharp object.

ZIPA ZIPA FILHO DA PUTA AHAHAHAHA.

We could have had a much stronger team tbh, some of the guys who should have been with the A team were playing agains the NL U-21 in the playoff. We have a great all around generaton coming up.

Lmaooo the irony. Ha.

I run this shit.

When will this guy's trolling be stopped? Pretty boring.

That'll wear off, don't worry.

Lol @ his bouncing genitals.

Chilean piece of shit. Fuck off.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+to+say+when+a+person+isn%27t+funny

Your obsession is unhealthy, bro.

@Stingray