Ainsley Harriott

LISBON IS A FUCKING TOWN. Our name is Sporting Clube de Portugal. THERE IS NO LISBON. Smfh.

Lol. It's Sporting.

Aw man that was close, we could've gotten a draw! Anyways this was a fantastic game, I really enjoyed it... So nice to see my Sporting back on the CL spotlight. Patrício saved us from an embarassement tbh, what a game he had. With one point things are tougher for us to go through but at least Schalke and Maribor tied. GG my fellow posters.

I cri evritiem.

Sarr just pretend you're injured and leave. Please. Seriously.

LET'S GOOOOO! Today I'm all green, sorry guys. I just hope for a good game and for you to go easy on us. Good luck! Força Sporting!!!!!!!!

Please stop the off-topic talk. Totally unrelated to Chelsea. Thanks.

OSCAR DOIDOOOOOOO.

Judas gonna Judas.

#GGMU #VanGaalTheGenius #DatDefense #SplashDaCash #StillShit #ComeBackMoyes

Fucking spoiler. Smh.

How many times did you touch yourself during The Fappening?

Yes they will. There is a lot a Jorge Mendes' hand in this NT, trust me. Plus, his tactics don't help, most players are playing like shit once they put on our shirt. Th best one I can think of right now is former Porto coach Vítor Pereira, nationally. From other countries I don't really know. Maybe Moyes.

Same old... The coach and his player choices are pretty awful, we have no hope with him. He needs to get out, I don't want our U-21 talents to end up in his hands and I seriously doubt we'll even qualify with Bento at the helm.

Welcome Loic! HEY WENGER:

Little caption.

Lmao.

His daughter better post it online.

Thouhgt you were shitting on my team. Lol. Anyways, really excited to have Nani back at Sporting, this can be huge. Hoping he can stay healthy and focused, he would be a huge difference maker.

Dafuq.

Costa's prettier, let's be real.

On a serious note, Highway to Hell. When's your party?

Wow. He's terrific. Thanks for the new fapping material.

You can say that about most of our AM's lol.