Miracle

Want: Marseille or Schalke 04, FC Basel and Anderlecht or Austria Vienna.
Probably get: PSG, Borussia Dortmund and Napoli.

Marin owned

No, no, no, no, no, no and no way in hell.
If this goes through i'm gonna just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

No, no, no, no, no, no and no way in hell.
If this goes through i'm gonna just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

I'd bang more goals with Hazard, Mata and Oscar behind me.
Like Burt Reynolds said in Boogie Nights: "If it looks like sh*t and sounds like sh*t, then it must be sh*t." it's not the team, it's not the fee, it's not Drogba or lack of service. It's him.
Now mind you, i'm not saying he isn't trying, in fact at times he looks like he's trying too hard. The point is, it's not working and we've waited long enough to erase any doubt. I'm fully convinced Torres will never be our new target man upfront.
Torres isn't there anymore, get over it.

I'd bang more goals with Hazard, Mata and Oscar behind me.
Like Burt Reynolds said in Boogie Nights: "If it looks like sh*t and sounds like sh*t, then it must be sh*t." it's not the team, it's not the fee, it's not Drogba or lack of service. It's him.
Now mind you, i'm not saying he isn't trying, in fact at times he looks like he's trying too hard. The point is, it's not working and we've waited long enough to erase any doubt. I'm fully convinced Torres will never be our new target man upfront.
Torres isn't there anymore, get over it.

I'd bang more goals with Hazard, Mata and Oscar behind me.
Like Burt Reynolds said in Boogie Nights: "If it looks like sh*t and sounds like sh*t, then it must be sh*t." it's not the team, it's not the fee, it's not Drogba or lack of service. It's him.
Now mind you, i'm not saying he isn't trying, in fact at times he looks like he's trying too hard. The point is, it's not working and we've waited long enough to erase any doubt. I'm fully convinced Torres will never be our new target man upfront.
Torres isn't there anymore, get over it.

He might pass it back to Cech in an attempt to start an attack.

Tsss i'm gonna buy it though. Looks sexy

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TalkChelsea really needs a sarcasm font.

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He won THAT corner against Bayern.

He won THAT corner against Bayern.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

I'm bored at work, so just for you guys, an Eden Hazard orgy ! Chronologically listed !
- 2008 - 2009 :

First full L1 season as a regular first team player, he scores his first goal. His class, dribbles and pace amaze french fans, deservedly making him at the end the season L1youngster of the year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wCvlmTwXq8

At only 18 years old, Eden Hazard litterally rapes the great Olympique Lyonnais, at that time 7 times L1 champions in a row ; and proves to everyone watching he is without a doubt a future "fuoriclasse"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmT1sExp624
- 2009 - 2010 :
Not so many videos of his 2009/2010 season, despite Eden confirming once more his immense talent scoring 5 goals in Ligue 1 and delivering 8 assists on a personal note after an splendid season where he and his LOSC team mates had an incredible run of 7 wins in a row with 4 goals scored at every game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xG4hNg5gUM
- 2010 - 2011 :
After 50 years of patience, LOSC fans finally taste the sweet flavor of trophy winning. Thanks to its belgian gem, the LOSC will master both the Championship and the Cup, achieving a memorable "doublé". Inevitably, Hazard wins Ligue 1 player of the year award...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgy3cc_eden-hazard-2010-2011_sport#.UUxIYeOTvpY
- 2011 - 2012 :
Shit is getting serious. In a league he's already dominated from head to toe, Eden Hazard keeps on growing. To the talent, he's combining decisiveness, finishing the championship with the impressive record of 20 goals, 15 assists, despite the departures of his 3 former attacking partners Gervinho, Yohan Cabaye, Moussa Sow... Fully enjoying his new role as a CAM, after having shown he is an astonishing player, Eden Hazard proves he can be mind-blowing.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=3568114606937
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaniajSmR9o
- 2012 - 2013 :
Well, I spare you the introducion speech. You know all there is to know already about his first Premier League season, and very likely his first Premier League personnal award, as the most impressive young player of the year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydsmRlr7TQc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSjEAnVL_ts

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.

Eden Hazard has been voted as the most impressive youngster in the Barclays Premier League this year by the fans.