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For all of his world class saves, don't forget that there's also been moments in the season where Cech could've done a lot better. Cech is a legend and all, but he isn't perfect, but neither is any keeper for that matter. All I know is that Courtois has a lot more time on his side and is one of the best young goalkeepers that Europe has seen in quite some time, probably since Casillas (in terms of age/raw talent) broke at Real. I'm a sucker for sentimentality to some degree, but these aren't players who can be rotated like Lampard and Terry. Cech is still world class and will be for a while yet, I'm not doubting that, but Courtois can be world class for us for much longer. We have a chance to transition from one top keeper to another, that a real rarity in the game, especially considering how little we paid. I just don't think we should risk throwing away one of the brightest talents in Europe for mainly, what I can see, are sentimental reasons. P.S. I think Courtois should be loaned back to Atletico next season (after a contract extension) and to a PL club the season after before attempting to take no. 1 spot.

@Peace.,@Rmpr, as much as I agree with both of you, I don't think it's just down to Munich, the players and the money. Long story short, I don't think it's a sheer coincidence that Bayern turn into the biggest cunt club on the planet soon after they announce Guardiola will be appointed... I mean, I don't think the club was 'well liked' before, but these transfers are taking it to a whole new level of 'cuntishness'. The first thing I saw them as was a complete bitch move instigated by a manager who is afraid of competition in the league. All I know is that Pep soon left Barca when Mourinho took the league from him. He also wasn't interested in coming to one of, if not the most, competitive league in the world. It seems to me that he's trying to ensure the German league before he even starts. He wouldn't want his glowing reputation threatened now would he? Funny thing is, he seems to be shooting himself in the foot in that regard. The players, the club and the money are all important factors, but I think it was Guadiola who pointed Bayern's nose in the direction of Gotze and Lewandowski; I see him as the man who got the ball rolling on such an underhanded tactic.

Nah mate, I presented you with facts that were completely contrary to your argument and you didn't even bother respond. So I find your use of the word 'debate' quite comical.

Just leave him Kojo. I was tempted to respond to him yesterday for that bullshit attention-seeking comment, but I thought it best not to. Especially since he didn't bother respond to me when I ripped his retarded argument to shreds the last time he brought it up. He's either clueless or an attention-seeking idiot; either way, he isn't worth the time.

Lads, I just realised something. A friend of mine has an uncle that actually plays for Hull, Stephen Quinn. I was at my firend's party (after the CL final) and his uncle was there. I'm only realising now that I should've gone up to him and tried my luck and asked if he could get me Super Frank's shirt next season! I might ask my friend, but I really don't want to seem like a dick and it'd be a long shot...but oh how I would love to have that man's shirt above my mantelpiece!!! I honestly wouldn't want anything else in the world!

We need a dedicated 'Yossi is leaving' party thread... Everyone can have their say, it'll be...cathartic! Yeah, that's the word!

I was actually just thinking of this yesterday! I'll be a bit bias and say Essien would've shaded it. As much for Toure's strength, Essien would've been faster and so was a bit more skillful going forward. That, or they would've ended up breaking each other's legs!

I have a problem. Sometimes when I click onto the website, there's a ladyboy at the top of the page staring at me with a pervy half-smile...what's up with that?

I hope he starts dancing around with a Chelsea shirt and a little plastic flag with Benitez's face on it...

...yeah, sadly, yours actually sounds more accurate!

Please, when you leave Yossi, don't speak about Chelsea, because we won't speak about you. Don't give another reason for us to dislike you even more. Just pack your shit and leave.

We'll probably end up signing Wilfred Bony or something and it'll be the worst anti-climax ever...

Eh, creativity? Ilkay Gundogan is Dortmund's DLP...albeit, not as good as de Rossi/Modic etc. but he's still very young. I'm coming at an angle of 'future-proofing' the team, but I understand what you say about Modric. He's probably the most realistic acquisition and he's a decent balance between both players in terms of age and experience. The PL experience is massive.

I agree with a lot of these, but what's with people and de Rossi? He's 30 in two months, no thanks! Gundogan please!

The only thing that worries me about Ruben are his injuries. No doubting his talent.

Someone will snap up Cavani and they'll drop, HARD. That said, I can see Mourinho going in for Cavani just for the lulz! The ideal situation though would be for him to take Torres of our hands as a replacement!

Exactly. Their fanbase in the U.S. would be very weak in comparison to Chelsea, or so I would imagine. A full strength line-up is only a ploy to attract fans.

You can also tell it's a fake by the lack of crutches....

Loan him for another season AFTER he signs a contract extension. Simples.

Exactly. And how pissed would you be with the blonde flop starting more games than you, even though you scored over twice the amount he has in the league? However, I'd like to think Mourinho will do his upmost to get rid of Torres if he comes, as difficult as it may be.

"Chelsea fans are singing the name of Paulo Ferreira, will they be singing the name of Benitez by the end?" What the fuck do you think? The most annoying set of commentators on the fucking planet. So anti-Chelsea is blatent. Fucking pair of tits. Great win though!

Torres needs to get off, that's all I know. Get Moses on.

Just stop talking. Every interview he does annoys me. I'd be happy getting 175k a week for being shit as well. Bogarde comes to mind...might be a little harsh, but seriously though; He was on 40k a week and did sweet f.a., Torres is on 175k a week and he's done just about the same amount as him when you compare contribution vs wages. Fernando Torres has insisted that he is happy at Chelsea, vowing that he will improve further next season. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8721853/Chelsea-s-Fernando-Torres-intends-to-see-out-his-contract-at-Stamford-Bridge

Torres reminds me of something else with 'S' and 'T' in it.... SHIT!

Oh shit, he's at it again. His customary end of season "I'll be better next season, I promise" speech: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8716469/Fernando-Torres-delighted-with-form-for-Chelsea "Fernando Torres believes he is getting back to being the player that prompted Chelsea to part with £50m to bring him to the club. "It's been a good season for me," Torres told Chelsea TV. "Top scorer in the team, winning a trophy, scoring in the final. Things are becoming normal." Winning the Europa League and qualifying for the Champions League provides a positive conclusion to what has been a turbulent season for Chelsea, who were in contention for seven trophies at the beginning of the campaign. "We were expecting to win much more this season," said Torres. "We were playing for finals and it's not been easy. "At the end I think we can say it's a good season, but we're looking forward to the next one." " I'll tell you what he's like, the last guy to leave at a party. No matter how many hints he gets, he just won't leave. Despite the obvious, despite the fact the majority of his goals have come against poor opposition. It's like he has to say these things ("top scorer in the team, winning a trophy, scoring in the final") to make people believe he should stay. That he's worth 175k a week...well, no Mr. Torres. You're not worth 175k a week, nowhere near it. He can say all this crap all over again for the next couple of weeks, I really hope that as soon as José arrives, he's out the door!